Только что, kaeryth сказал:

The ichigo shorto-cake tissue cover made the news

 

 

... and is trending in JPN twitter

 

So, now it's not even him, it is his tissue box. 

20 minutes ago, sweetwater said:

 

 

And how exactly does she manage to turn her back to a skating Yuzu??? lol jk

1 minute ago, robin said:

 

And how exactly does she manage to turn her back to a skating Yuzu??? lol jk

How does one manage to talk even when watching him skate?

50 минут назад, ralucutzagy сказал:

 

THAT chest and arms

New upload from pino (Machida's commentary)

 

 

This has been the most perfect trolling I have ever seen.  I feel so blessed. And I haven’t stopped laughing since he left the ice.  

14 minutes ago, Mastyaeva said:

So, now it's not even him, it is his tissue box. 

 

So Prime Minister Pooh made him a cake for Olympic! 

 

im pretty sure fan gave him as a present, I can't imagine him in the store picking which pooh tissue box he wants lol

What an idiot- she's lucky enough to be there and she's bleating at her phone instead of watching him?  Send her back to the tennis - she's not worthy.

53 minutes ago, sweetwater said:

 

"Not in his best form." She makes it sound like Yuzu's been bombing all over the place and not off the ice due to injury. It's kind of like when commentators say Shoma beat Yuzuru at Nationals. Yes technically since Yuzu didn't even compete, but if they never set foot on the ice, did you really beat them? It's like I beat everyone at eating pasta, at my house, by myself. Yay me fastest eater of pasta.

Javi looks fresh.

 

 

10 minutes ago, asiacheetah said:

Not in his best form. She makes it sound like Yuzu's been bombing all over the place and not off the ice due to injury. It's kind of like when commentators say Shoma beat Yuzuru at Nationals. Yes technically since Yuzu didn't even compete, but if they never set foot on the ice, did you really beat them? It's like I beat everyone at eating pasta, at my house, by myself. Yay me fastest eater of pasta.

I don't think she sounded like that. She said Yuzuru is one of the best skaters in the world, but was not in his best form lately. 

All of this is true and to be honest, one of the more careful and tactful way of phrasing the circumstances..,

Spoiler

3 hours ago, Xen said:

Is that Javi behind him?

I'm waiting for him to troll us by doing nothing but spins, footworks and some simple jumps (like 3As-to remind people how much we missed empress 3A's presence this season).

Called it!  I can't believe how good some of us know the OverTroll...

 

2 hours ago, Xen said:

Well this is a new level of trollness, though he could still be jetlagged.

I'm now curious if Javi is going to do something similar- do a 4T and then go poof! New TCC strategy-bait and troll strategy.

I think that this second off-season Brian had to invent new off-ice training regime. You know, work out, dance, stretching, rehab, tactical meetings, war tactics learning, psychological attacks and how to counter/use it...

 

 

2 hours ago, obscurite said:

 

Okay, we've been worrying about the axis and all the stuff, but...Am I the only person who feels like he has started opening already in air? As if he overestimated his height of the jump...

Scary.

Scary, Yuzuru Hanyu.

 

2 hours ago, sweetwater said:

Keiji asked Yuzu if he was alright and he answered "Yes, I'm alright."

Keiji: uh bro, you ok?

Yuzu: *sunny smile* yep, why?

Keiji: Uh nothing, I expected...something...else...*flashbacks to murderface*

Yuzu: Hah, Keiji, so funny, c'mon.

Later into practice: Yuzuru: *microsecond of murderface*

Keiji: Ah, okay, He's back now.

 

2 hours ago, ralucutzagy said:

 

'Yuzu, listen to me'

'Yuzu, listen to Brian.'

'Yuzu, don't do me again, boy.

'Yuzuru: 'Why do I feel so heavy...''

1 hour ago, b138oo said:

I imagine this is what happened:

 : okay Yuzu let’s just do singles

 : okay sure *singles singles ... 3A*

 : Yuzu, I told you to do singles didn’t I?

 : but 3A is basically a single, no?

 : ...

 : ....

 : .....

 : let’s ..sigh.. let’s just go home

 

The scary part is, if he tried a single axel, it would probably be this extended, delayed ephemeral beauty of Notte Stellata...so he might as well go for the Triple, amount of ice covered is the same anyway  

 

1 hour ago, sweetwater said:

 

Tolled the world again , Yasss!

 

1 hour ago, Xen said:

Don't worry, there's an entire planet ready to help with stats and stuff....I have a twitter account too, just don't use it due to firewall of China. Guess it's time for me to join you guys?

I just understood what it implies... If four years' fans will go on a war against Fanyus (positive meaning meant here), they will be faced with people who stood behind Yuzu's back last season. Through the Boston. Through the Cup of Disasters and following season.Sochi season. London. Earthquake Season. First Senior season. Maybe some from even earlier days. God, we as a fans went through so much on the journey with Yuzuru, to try and bring us down...if we actually unite...do they really want that bloodbath?

 

1 hour ago, sweetwater said:

 

Goddamnit, a child let out into his beloved water (ice) after being grounded...2cute4U!

 

50 minutes ago, robin said:

Keiji was probably also tired after his free skate... I wonder why he came to practices, at all. Did he miss Yuzu, too?

48 minutes ago, Xen said:

Mom Keiji was worried probably? As the oldest, he has to look after the younger two.

 

They are peers and for some time they even had a similar level so they had friendly rivalry so I guess it also shows here. Aside of that, already said but Keiji refusing to go to sleep with zero landed quads today.

 

42 minutes ago, ralucutzagy said:

Yuzu, you are killing me!!! How can you be so adorable ... the tissue box is just so extra!!

They won't let me bring in the Pooh? Okay, I'm going to bring POOH shortcake tisuue cover, with POOH box inside of it for additionsl support then.

 

this looked like tripled from the airport ones...

2 minutes ago, Aotoshiro said:

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Okay, we've been worrying about the axis and all the stuff, but...Am I the only person who feels like he has started opening already in air? As if he overestimated his height of the jump...

Scary.

Scary, Yuzuru Hanyu.

 

I was thinking the same thing... it's what I called 'half-asleep', like he touched the breaks a bit, to slow down, and still did three rotations and a half, and didn't almost hit his face on the ice - as with other occasions. But it did not make me think of what you seem to be implying it made you think of... lol

wait was this the first time Brian saw it too look at his face