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General Yuzuru Chat

This is part 1 of the General Yuzuru Chat discussion.

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2 minutes ago, Henni147 said:

Is that possible...?! Yuzuru Hanyu possessing all three Deathly Hallows?!

Invisibility cloak? Check. Nobody in the world can hide from public better than him.

Resurrection stone? Check. Nobody can do more spectacular and eagerly awaited comebacks.

Elder wand? Check. Nobody can cast such strong spells on his fans that they go mad before the real magic has even started.

OMG YESSS! <3:img_20::tumblr_inline_mi7tcqZmot1qdlkyg:

 

He is the chosen one, he is the boy who lived, who survived all the injuries, adversities, he is tiny, has black hair, scar on his... hmm.. chin. Bad things happen to him, but he comes back stronger every time, was raised in the muggle family, but ultimately discovered that he belongs to magic ice world (please stop me, I can go on)

 

35 minutes ago, Henni147 said:

Is that possible...?! Yuzuru Hanyu possessing all three Deathly Hallows?!  :tumblr_inline_ncmifiE3IT1rpglid:

Invisibility cloak? Check. Nobody in the world can hide better from public than him.

Resurrection stone? Check. Nobody can do more spectacular and eagerly awaited comebacks.

Elder wand? Check. Nobody can cast such strong spells that people go mad before the real magic has even started.

EDIT: I knew there are many similarities between Yuzuru Hanyu and Harry Potter:

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  • Both hate to lose.
  • They're known as the biggest dorks and troublemakers at their school.
  • As a Hogwarts student Yuzu probably would have ended up in house Gryffindor with his courage, chivalry and determination, too.
  • They had to deal with all the good and bad sides of being famous.
  • Time travelling is no big deal for them.
  • They have black hair and a scar.
  • Both love to fly and perform magic.
  • It seems they are carrying the misery of the entire world on their shoulders.
  • Both have to visit Madam Pomfrey's hospital wing pretty often.
  • Their headmasters are gay.

 

 

Hmm, I always suspected superconducting blades might be behind Yuzu's gorgeously smooth skating, but maybe it's a levitation spell! (Just kidding, I know it's skill and effort and good coaching.)

 

OMG, I lost it at "their headmasters are gay". :68468287: And Dumbledore's full name is Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

 

I hope Yuzu isn't really carrying the world's misery or known as a dork and a troublemaker in school, though...

6 minutes ago, liv said:

And they both have glasses.... although we see Yuzu far too seldom in them...

Unfortunately because glasses!Yuzu is my fav Yuzu

Out of boredom I went through some of my tumblr posts. So apparently Yuzu's Notte Stellata spin video was blocked due to qualifying as pornographic content. :68468287:  I kinda hate tumblr.

8 minutes ago, Moria Polonius said:

Out of boredom I went through some of my tumblr posts. So apparently Yuzu's Notte Stellata spin video was blocked due to qualifying as pornographic content. :68468287:  I kinda hate tumblr.

pornographic content ! Ok but why pornographic he was not naked or so I don´t get it !

11 minutes ago, Moria Polonius said:

Out of boredom I went through some of my tumblr posts. So apparently Yuzu's Notte Stellata spin video was blocked due to qualifying as pornographic content. :68468287:  I kinda hate tumblr.

What?!:hihi:

3 minutes ago, Sabrina said:

pornographic content ! Ok but why pornographic he was not naked or so I don´t get it !

I have gotten skating videos also classified as pornographic by tumblr lmao what is their criteria I wonder ? :xD:

On board the sulking train as the overlord continues to hide from us entirely:13877886:

I thought I’d be ok after last year but heck no the nervousness is setting in and I need his reassurance :tumblr_inline_n18qr8XewT1qid2nw: 

15 minutes ago, Moria Polonius said:

Out of boredom I went through some of my tumblr posts. So apparently Yuzu's Notte Stellata spin video was blocked due to qualifying as pornographic content. :68468287:  I kinda hate tumblr.

but he wasn't even wearing a naked costume!!!

 

seriously, it is a mystery how  social media sites filter content...

9 minutes ago, Sabrina said:

pornographic content ! Ok but why pornographic he was not naked or so I don´t get it !

 

8 minutes ago, Bilge said:

What?!:hihi:

 

Tumblr has an automatic filter to detect and block adult content. That filter is, to put it mildly, not exactly precise. Thus, in the eyes of Tumblr, Yuzu's spins = porn! :rofl3:I  could maybe relate to that point of view if they hadn't blocked it...

33 minutes ago, utsukushii3A said:

OMG, I lost it at "their headmasters are gay". :68468287: And Dumbledore's full name is Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

 

I lost it at "Brian" 

It's going very OT  but I just have to add:

33 minutes ago, utsukushii3A said:

would have ended up in house Gryffindor

of course he would, Gryffindor's colour is GOLD

and if Brian is Dumbledore, then Tracy is mama Weasley, Mishin is Snape Eteri is Madame Maxime, Raf is Igor Karkaroff, and Worlds = Triwizard Tournament

1 hour ago, Henni147 said:

Is that possible...?! Yuzuru Hanyu possessing all three Deathly Hallows?!  :tumblr_inline_ncmifiE3IT1rpglid:

Invisibility cloak? Check. Nobody in the world can hide better from public than him.

Resurrection stone? Check. Nobody can do more spectacular and eagerly awaited comebacks.

Elder wand? Check. Nobody can cast such strong spells that people go mad before the real magic has even started.

[Latest update 17.03.2019, 20:17 CET]: I knew there are many similarities between Yuzuru Hanyu and Harry Potter:

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  • Both love to fly and perform magic.
  • We have reversed initials: Harry Potter vs Planet Hanyu
  • Both hate to lose and have won major international competitions already.
  • They have black hair, a scar and glasses.
  • As a Hogwarts student Yuzu probably would have ended up in house Gryffindor with his courage, chivalry and determination, too.
  • They're known as the biggest dorks and troublemakers at their school.
  • Time travelling is no big deal for them.
  • They had to deal with all the good and bad sides of being famous.
  • None of them has any social media and 0 followers.
  • Swimming is not their biggest strength.
  • It seems they are carrying the misery of the entire world on their shoulders.
  • Both have to visit Madam Pomfrey's hospital wing pretty often.
  • Their headmasters are gay.

 

This is too true it’s scary!! Thank you for this brilliant idea!I hope we fans can all cast the spell “ Expecto Patronum” to guard against bad luck and sub par judging!( yay! No US judge for men!)

5 minutes ago, rockstaryuzu said:

but he wasn't even wearing a naked costume!!!

 

seriously, it is a mystery how  social media sites filter content...

 

Now I must see whether there are any videos of Plushy in his naked costume...:68468287:

23 minutes ago, Moria Polonius said:

Out of boredom I went through some of my tumblr posts. So apparently Yuzu's Notte Stellata spin video was blocked due to qualifying as pornographic content. :68468287:  I kinda hate tumblr.

 

Tumblr alogorism bot....I relate.

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