General Yuzuru Chat

[Hannah]

Well I guess that all their designers just went for vacation at the same time.... or were simply drunk....

[Hannah]

13 minutes ago, Fay said:

 

And has got a price label on him too. Comes quite cheap, I have to tell ya!

 

[xeyra]

1 minute ago, Hannah said:

Well I guess that all their designers just went for vacation at the same time.... or were simply drunk....

 

The Photoshop isn't terrible; just the imagens used, the positioning... and everything really.

[xeyra]

Also 'spicial price'. 

[Fay]

Just now, xeyra said:

Also 'spicial price'. 

 

It's very... spicy + special!

[Hannah]

Just now, xeyra said:

 

The Photoshop isn't terrible; just the imagens used, the positioning... and everything really.

 

So the second option : They all got heavily drunk....

[ralucutzagy]

At least they typed correctly The Road to ... instead of Load to ... that was epical..

[xeyra]

3 minutes ago, Hannah said:

 

So the second option : They all got heavily drunk....

 

They didn't want to get outdone by Quadruple's Yuzusho cover so they did their own ship. All hail the armada war.

[Puniyo]

All magazines covers should be scanned by us, loyal fans with eagle vision and detective skills that would put any detective to shame, for aesthetic purposes 

[Fay]

1 minute ago, xeyra said:

 

They didn't want to get outdone by Quadruple's Yuzusho cover so they did their own ship. All hail the armada war.

 

It's not as if it's superhard to find a picture of Yuzu and Zhenya together..

[Xen]

This is a joke cover right? I need to go check Amazon Japan....

 

It was most certainly not a purposeful slap. In fact, Evgenia and Yuzuru were having a lovely chat, after they had an epic jump combinations battle. And while basking after the joy of jumping, Evgenia started chatting to Yuzuru about her recent trip to Kyoto and the experience of dressing up as a maiko, getting in a bit closer to ensure her not-too-perfect japanese could be heard over the loud background music of the rink.  When all of a sudden Yuzuru reaches out with his arm, resulting in a slap that sends her reeling. She's in tears, did he seriously do that after she gave him that Tokyo Ghoul mug present and key chain? At the same time, the Russian and Japanese Skating Feds collectively groan as the hopes of a potential super human  skater dimmed considerably. 

 

What the photographers failed to catch was at that exact moment, a furry orange blob with a red shirt and tissue flying out of its back pelted across the air, across Yuzuru's vision. This orange blob did a perfect forward launch into the air, a prefect 4.5 revoluations straight alignment, and nailed a perfect landing on one forefoot, before skidding to a stop on all fours. 

 

No one caught the agonizing scream that came out of Yuzuru's mouth-"No Pooh! Not now!"

 

[Pamigena]

So first she gets punched in the face, and to add insult to injury, she gets a dose of Yuzu-flavoured armpit sweat?  The glamorous life of a figure skater, ladies and gentlemen. (at least the TOI boy comes cheap and she doesn't get completely ripped off)

[yuzuthebest]

The Announcement of Int'l Competitions 2017/18 has been made !

 

http://static.isu.org/media/515293/2092-fs-and-sys-international-comps-2017-2018.pdf

[Danibellerika]

2 hours ago, Xen said:

the Russian and Japanese Skating Feds collectively groan as the hopes of a potential super human  skater dimmed considerably

 

You guys, Though hypothetically, they'd pretty much have to fight over which Fed the kid would skate for.  Who would win out? it's not really a question, I think we know

[Murieleirum]

Since when did this thread become as non-sense and as fun as the Meme thread? Please keep going