That reminds me, i recently told my boyfriend,(in front of all his family) "You shut up, you're three years younger than me!"
And he said "...Three? What are you talking about, i'm only a year younger..."
Complete silence. He was just staring at me like
I turned into a traffic light and he went all fake-serious "Okay, please explain yourself. Three years?"
I hid in his arms and just whispered "Okay, Yuzu is three years younger than me"
And he laughed. He laughed LOUDLY "ah, so Yuzu is first hmm... interesting"
In my defense i met Yuzu first...