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General Yuzuru Chat

This is part 1 of the General Yuzuru Chat discussion.

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Just now, Valkyria said:

So, housewife Yuzuru: nice in theory, probable fire hazard in reality :laughing:

nah, after he fails once, he'll get salty/kuyashii enough that he'll study, and you know, get that cordon bleu certificate done in record speed...

12 minutes ago, Xen said:

...you guys make it sound like he is the type who's so clueless he'd burn water...o_O 

He says something here like "I don't cook often" which i think it's japanese for "I've never gotten near a stove to cook something in my life" :rofl:

So i think it's not like he's clueless but just... doesn't know how :rofl:

 

ETA: Bonus wailing cat Yuzu at 3:00

Now I got curious. I want to ask you all if ever Yuzu visited your home and asked you if he can (try) to COOK in YOUR kitchen, would you let him? :devilYuzu:

8 minutes ago, PapiandPooh421 said:

Now I got curious. I want to ask you all if ever Yuzu visited your home and asked you if he can (try) to COOK in YOUR kitchen, would you let him? :devilYuzu:

I would let him do whatever he wanted:winky:

 

12 minutes ago, PapiandPooh421 said:

Now I got curious. I want to ask you all if ever Yuzu visited your home and asked you if he can (try) to COOK in YOUR kitchen, would you let him? :devilYuzu:

 

I would consider myself lucky if I was able to function seeing him at the doorstep. 

27 minutes ago, PapiandPooh421 said:

Now I got curious. I want to ask you all if ever Yuzu visited your home and asked you if he can (try) to COOK in YOUR kitchen, would you let him? :devilYuzu:

 He's welcome to blow my home up if he feels like it... :) 

lol i totes get why he always does awkward household cleaning products commercials he clearly has never used before, all while looking incredibly pretty....because the majority of his fanbase in japan is middle aged housewives :rofl:who could care less if he knows how to cook or wash his clothes (+ their motherly instincts will kick in and they'll want to -do- it for him)

 

he's like the clueless blonde playboy chick in beer commercials...they know their audience hahaha

1 hour ago, PapiandPooh421 said:

Now I got curious. I want to ask you all if ever Yuzu visited your home and asked you if he can (try) to COOK in YOUR kitchen, would you let him? :devilYuzu:

Best chance to be close...With good and rational reason.

1 hour ago, PapiandPooh421 said:

Now I got curious. I want to ask you all if ever Yuzu visited your home and asked you if he can (try) to COOK in YOUR kitchen, would you let him? 

 

If he's not offended that I will stand closely next to him with a fire extinguisher, I say go for it. 

21 minutes ago, Pamigena said:

 

If he's not offended that I will stand closely next to him with a fire extinguisher, I say go for it. 

You're nice than me...he'd probably threaten me with my kitchen knives. I'd allow him in, but as soon as he starts messing up in the kitchen, I'll probably go on subtle hint hint nagging rants, and eventually take over the work....

2 hours ago, PapiandPooh421 said:

Now I got curious. I want to ask you all if ever Yuzu visited your home and asked you if he can (try) to COOK in YOUR kitchen, would you let him? :devilYuzu:

 

Only if I supervise him closely. I'm afraid he might burn my skillet. 

hace 5 minutos , xeyra said:

 

Only if I supervise him closely. I'm afraid he might burn my skillet. 

I have two little kids, nothing can scare me anymore!:rofl:Yuzu, welcome to my kitchen!

 

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