17 minutes ago, Fay said:

https://www.kose.co.jp/sekkisei_myb/yuzuru-hanyu/en/

 

17 hours ago, Paskud said:

Okay, maybe this will summon our boy.

I couldn't find good rhymes to "Yuzu". ＞︿＜

To the music from this.

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Yuzu, you know you are axellord!
You are figure skating GOAT!
You are by millions fans adored.

 

Oh Yuzu, we love you when you’re winning strong.
We love you when all things go wrong.
We support you already for so long.

 

Oh Yuzu, you're a total sweety,
You're like a flower pretty,
In human body kitty,
Yes, Yuuuuuzuuuu!

 

So come home Yuzu, Come home Yuzu,
Come home!

 

Oh Yuzu, scoring is just sh*tty,
ISU simply dumb-ity,
And judges incompetent-ity?

 

Oh, Yuzu! I try too hard to be witty,
I'm lost in my own city,
And will paint enormous graffiti!

 

Graffiti?
I ran out of rhymes, alright?
She'll paint enormous graffiti! (Graffiti!) (Graffiti!)

 

So come home Yuzu,
Come home Yuzu,
Come hoooooome!

So come home Yuzu,
Come home Yuzu,
Come home!

 

Come home Yuzu, come home!

... it worked?

20 minutes ago, Fay said:

https://www.kose.co.jp/sekkisei_myb/yuzuru-hanyu/en/

I stan "Yuzuru Hanyu's Mind" as menu button

2 minutes ago, Paskud said:

 

... it worked?

It might have. Though it was kinda scheduled, wasn’t it? 
A beautiful global muse. 

6 minutes ago, Fay said:

It might have. Though it was kinda scheduled, wasn’t it? 
A beautiful global muse. 

shhh

It summoned Perry.

It summoned Yuzu.

Fun. Can now Kose expand more on Europe? I promise, I will buy whatever the moment I will see Zuzu ad in my country.

45 minutes ago, rubyblue said:

I stan "Yuzuru Hanyu's Mind" as menu button

Ditto. Although I feel like the button should be in the shape of a galaxy...

5 minutes ago, rockstaryuzu said:

Ditto. Although I feel like the button should be in the shape of a galaxy...

What shape of galaxy do you have in mind?

1 hour ago, Fay said:

https://www.kose.co.jp/sekkisei_myb/yuzuru-hanyu/en/

Whoah, that is gorgeous... I mean, Yuzu is a beautiful man but that ad just hones in on "can we make him even more so???"

Well, he does have a few spots very occasionally. Just to heighten his otherwise perfect skin, I suppose.

21 minutes ago, Fay said:

What shape of galaxy do you have in mind?

Consider this: galaxy inside a galaxy

x

 

No, wait! Zuzu doesn't like number 2. 😅

5 minutes ago, Paskud said:

Consider this: galaxy inside a galaxy

x

 

No, wait! Zuzu doesn't like number 2. 😅

Give a galaxy cluster then. 

supercluster for our extra boy

x

43 minutes ago, Fay said:

What shape of galaxy do you have in mind?

Whichever one matches the term 'galaxy brain' ! 

But with all these gigantic galaxies, what will become of little Planet Hanyu?

I have to share a little home story from today.

 

I was working on a scientific survey about math homework, when I suddenly heard a familiar sound... Parisienne Walkways.

I couldn't resist to look where it came from. In the living room my mom started a +2hours long playlist of Yuzu programs and we watched it together.

Best way to finish a long day of work