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Oh shit! Now I got why he goes to Cup of Russia... kuyashii silver from last year. He's getting his CoR gold back.

I can see Yuzuru Hanyu from my house, skating in European rinks, but I cannot reach him alas, because I am poor. I am a little sad...

WHY DON'T I LIVE NORTHER THAN HERE??

Max... you are... I love you

But wouldn't the thought of competing with Yuzu be already a huge problem for him? Kolyada always gives me the impression that he doesn't cope with anxiety that well. Also, has he ever performed a clean free? He won the bronze at Milano because... everybody sucked even harder than him? (ah, I got Boyang 17th war flashbacks...)

(I don't believe for a second that Keegan has got his 4A pulled together tbh, quoting Ambesi, "Non ci credo neanche se lo vedo")

Yuzu's competitors at Cup of Russia... ahem...

I am. Flight to Helsinki is over 150 euros which is my limits because also tickets... no can do. I will focus all my power into being chosen as voluntary worker for Worlds in Saitama and maybe see Yuzu there!

NO ICE CREAM! NO MORE!

YUZU, YOU EFFIN TRAITOR wait he's going to Helsinki waaaaait

Am I the only one having fun with this? ...This is because I didn't spend money on anything yet, right?

I'M FUCKING DEAD

Helsinki plane is pricier than Grenoble... pls Yuzu... have mercy on me

I'm checking planes prices from Rome to Helsinki rn

I got a heart attack I thought you meant Yuzu is going to SC (he probably is...)

OMG I'M GOING BACK TO HELSINKI wait I don't even know if Yuzu is going there BUT YUP YUP ANOTHER GP IN EUROPE YUSS or maybe Yuzuru sent a letter to the mayor of Helsinki and asked them to host the GP because he wants to go there?

We sound like characters from an action movie

Perfect time! Perfect! Release it while all the aunties are asleep! PLease!!

That would be a very Russian thing to do. In mother Russia, GP assignments release YOU!

Okay. Release the dogs. And there's written "Skate Canada gold" over it?

To take one! Although I don't know what kind of person you have to be to be offered a gun... I somehow think he doesn't need a gun to be lethal.

Tbh I don't think he's the type!

Did I just create a meme just like old Brain? Maybe he's reading at our spazzing and choking himself laughing!

How do I mail it? I think it will melt... it's best for you to come here and take it C:

Fair enough. But I can offer you free aice cream cause @Yatagarasu said so. Eta: as you can see from the mistakes above, I am not well.