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*knock knock* Friend comes to visit. At the speed of lightning, Hershey bar hid everything he can find that is related to Yuzu. Nobody, nobody at all, must ever find out the fan boy in him. "Do you like Yuzuru Hanyu?" "No, of course not!"

Yuzu: I'm the one that got away

The minds of the conflicted critics: What a phenomenal performance by Y...wait, Yuzuru Hanyu?! It's his fault that *insert any skater's name* didn't win GPF for the past 4 years...how dare he dominate figure skating? And he does so by losing (still got silver) for a few competitions but winning the big ones? That's blasphemy! But, his programs were so gorgeous though....and he holds all the WRs... No...those are overscored! And how can he keep breaking the WRs? At this rate, when the candies are finally enough to break his old record, he's already created another unreachable record! Such a selfish person for hogging all the WRs... Can't wait for him to r****, time to let the others shine! Alright, so he's withdrawn from NHK and missing out on GPF? Nooo....come back...how can he be so reckless? He shouldn't do the Lutz...now GPF will no longer be the same without him...

Oh god, your phone is a genius!!! Sometimes, it's hard to ignore the unfair criticisms though *Breaks WR* "Overscored!!!" *Doesn't break WR* "He's no longer relevant!!!*

It seems he'll save more effort by just using his other hand! Zuzu is always so extra On a side note, thank God Yuzu doesn't work in a research lab or he would have killed himself multiple times by removing his gloves with his mouth

She loves to eat paprika too and hates tomatoes Oh man, now I want to see Yuzuki skate. Do you think she can beat Zhenya?

That would work as long as he doesn't wear the dresses =P. I still dont like how he looked in that pink skirt =P But oh man, those fashion brands might not sell as much as they think because people will die of before they get to buy anything...

Well, I would buy the lipstick, but I wouldn't buy the skirt he was wearing in that video. He can promote anything but he's not suitable to model for everything

While we're on this topic, anyone knows what this is about? I'm not too keen on Yuzu promoting ladies' merchandise if he's the one using them.. Whoever dressed him that day has bad taste...lol

I think she mentioned Yuzu would greet the reporters one by one. That does sound very Yuzu, but too bad it wasn't the very first thing he did. =P

Ever since the talk about him potentially having a moustache, I cant help but always stare at the area above his lip...just like how I kept paying attention to his thighs ever since the thigh photos.

I don't think anyone can rival Yuzu in terms of popularity. And Patrick's withdrawal played a part too. This reminds me of the asahi interview when Yuzu imitated his mum and sis ordering him to do his homework. So yep, I can see this happening I'm curious, what does the correct version look like? And maybe he doesn't need to brush up because this makes him more endearing

I hope Zuzu and all the other figure skaters can continue to skate for enjoyment for years to come...It can't be avoided, but I feel sad when sports become a health risk for atheletes... We're just a group of overly anxious fans And it doesn't matter what the official numbers say; Yuzu is the number 1, and in fact GOAT, in many people's eyes. =)

Is that a snapchat filter? And although it looks a bit strange, but I think Yuzu will still look handsome with moustache, though he's much cuter and also more handsome without =P And it's ok for them to continue jumping quads like that despite those injuries? The quad era is exciting, but the potential long-term health impacts scare me... That's how I feel too That last line!

If there's only 1 spot for the mens, then I can see how they might pull a trick like that. But there's 3, so I don't see how Yuzu won't make the team. JSF might be annoying at times but not that dumb. And bragging rights? Which Yuzu doesnt bother to use anyway...

Yay!!! This weekend started with a low note but everything seems to be going back up again! =D It's ok, Zuzu can easily catch up the points next season! And I think almost anyone who knows figure skating will know that he is the best, regardless of those scores. =)

True! And the fact that his shoes are golden, I think he cares about fashion too, just not in a typical way! Me too! It's probably the closest I'll ever get to a life-size Yuzu without disturbing him

He should get negative GOEs for not showing up! 0 is too generous!! You can hear his disappointment in his voice and it sounds like he was holding back tears at times Although he's only a few years younger than me, I sometimes want to treat him like a cute little baby and pamper him like crazy. That said, I refer to him as 'Yuzu', 'Zuzu', 'bb' etc over here...but if I were ever to see him in real life, I'll probably just hide in a corner and admire him from afar. Lol. Wouldn't dare to intrude his personal space and I would only dare to call him Hanyu-senshu. =P Actually, I'm surprised he bothers to shave...cos he doesn't really care about aesthetics. But I'm glad we've never seen him have the Misha kind of beard during ACI Choreographing new programs for 2018-2019 season in June?

Yay!!! So happy to hear from Zuzu! And speed walking in crutches is so Yuzu! Can't wait to see this angel skate again and I'm looking forward to his smiles! Aww...Jason is such a sweetheart! And his American accent when speaking Japanese is so cute! Or...they can still have the mock TCC comp, and only release details of it in a collective memoir published after they all made it to the Olympic podium, with zuzu in the middle. =P

I think that was what we were doing! I'm not sure. I looked at the article. With my broken Japanese, I gathered that it's from a comment by Ito Hidehito, chairman of the JSF, and that he got the information from someone related (literally what it says), which I assume is someone from team Yuzu. It's vague, but I suppose it's legit? Though, Yuzu is expected to be ready for nationals, not guaranteed to be ready for nationals...We just have to wait for more updates...

In light of an emotional weekend, here's a cute video of Sasha Plushenko: Future of Russian men skating? =P

He can't train his legs, but he can train his arms and chest...=P So we'll see a muscular troll with a bigger chest? =P Best news ever this weekend!!!

I think his future SO will become besties with his mum... Future SO: I'll be gone for 3 days, will he be ok? Mama Hanyu: Don't worry, I'm coming over these 3 days to make sure he doesn't starve himself. 3 days later... Future SO: Anything happened while I was gone? Mama Hanyu: You know the answer to that...I'm only here for damage control Future SO + Mama Hanyu: There'll be less pressure on him because for once, he isn't the reigning GPF champion, although he did not lose at all. It's time for the youngsters to share the pressure the uncles and Yuzu have been going through.

Poor bb

Thank you so much for sharing!!! And your translation is great! I teared up when watching the video...Yuzuru's presence in this world is such a blessing Thanks for sharing too! It's so beautiful...