SparkleSalad

Geez, I'm so forgetful today. How could I leave this out He should replace 4lz with this >_>

Oh, I forgot to say

Let me do my bit. I have something very important to tell you all:

I bought it specifically for the swan poster for a present so I did notice that one being not so great. The others weren't so bad, some not at all bad. Can't believe they wasted half a poster on not Yuzu this issue, though.

I love Figure Skaters magazine but the quality of some of the posters is really bad. Bought one with mermaid swan and it’s as if they just did a Google image search and blew it up. The rest of the magazine is pretty wonderful though and it’s very tempting to buy every issue.

A bit late to the party but I saw the clip this is from and they were comparing heights of skaters to the junior skater Lee Si-hyeong who is an incredible 6ft tall (and has a lovely Nausicaa program.)

I've watched this a thousand times and it still kills me to death. How is it so wild and beautiful? The arrrrrrms! I don't know what to do so all I can do is laugh! He's amazing. UGHUGHUGHUGH! Ughhhh my heart. And I almost saw it with my own eyes. OwowowowowowowowowwwwwitstillhurtssomuchhowamIstillaliverightnow.

I'd wear it! He should bring this back as an EX. Car-driving choreography is always a winner (see: Yagudin) (What is it with Yagudin and mime-throwing cigarettes and cigars on the ground? PICK IT UP, BOY!) No idea if that doughnut spin has a particular name but I agree, it's nice. Also, yay twizzles!

I'm not even going to review this, I'm just going to tell you to buy it. FIGURE SKATERS Vol.5 June 2017 Issue

yyyyyyyyy?!

Please try it while looking in the mirror and trying to hide your disgust. Let’s see if mortal humans can lie like that.

Still needs more marshmallows.

I don’t know what you’re talking about. Must be the pumpkins.

I almost want to try it, if only to be able to truly appreciate the brilliance of his lying liarliness.

It's from his steady diet of way too many marshmallows (I finally saw the Ghana thing. It was like letting a little kid cook! Does he even know what sugar is? All my teeth fell out just watching!)

Mmmm, pickled slugs...

It's so nice to know my efforts to deaden you weren't in vain.

My assissantion attempt has obviously failed if you're still around to type that. (How, though? It has closeup trails on the ice and everything!) Or has your trusty keyboard taken over?

Even though everyone has probably already gushed over this...

CoR Perfect McSwanface has ruined all other skating for me and I don't know what to do about it. It's a very serious problem.

Lol nappies! (For the media saturation, I suppose!)

My brain can’t handle the Twitter flood right now so thank you for your curatorial efforts! You have impeccable taste. The withdrawal is baaaad. I’m a fan of a bunch of other skaters but this has made me realise that when he retires I probably won’t really bother anymore except for maybe GPF and Worlds. It’s making me sad! Time to find a million things to fill my life with to prepare for the end times.

Lol he just can’t help himself. It’s like every gala is his own birthday party.

@katonice You’re working hard today! That swan really is incredible. How is he able to perform as if he’s completely alone in his own world? Watching him feels just like bird-watching.