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That's really incredible. O_O That perfectly expresses everything that makes him so remarkable. Well done, Edea.

I'm not even going to ask how you did that. Thank you!

Don't do it, @katonice! She doesn't even know mine, just Pumpkin Kingliness, and she's still dangerous enough that I've nearly walked into walls, holes, and people from laughing at epic pumpkinage (maybe I shouldn't look at my phone while I'm walking but whatever, it's 2005!)

Lol I think more laughs and sighs than anything else.

Never leave us. Also, I will destroy you. ^_^ Also, also @kaeryth is a legitimate savant but appears to lack your murderous compulsions, preferring instead to be unbelievably helpul and amazing.

Then you are all lying liars on par with our Lord.

I’m not sure she’d be willing to relinquish her trade secrets, not to mention the immense power she has over all of us.

Send them round to my house to watch me yell about how x skater is more of a genius than Yuzu every other week (before seeing the error of my ways and saying 1000 Hail Marys ie. watching CoR Swan 1000 times. I’m so sorry. )

I’m planning a sweet revenge for @kamotejojo (though not having much luck and I genuinely fear retaliation. )

I just got bombarded again since my last post! So fast! And stuff I’d never even seen before. HOW? I feel like I should be paying for this service!

I found a gif of this when it happened but I dunno where it is.

That you even need to ask makes me doubt your suitability for this job. -_- @kamotejojo tortured me with ACI practice two-shots of Batman Pumpkin King and Yuzu so I have ammunition for your spam party.

TBH I can watch anything but any NHK anything, even of other skaters, though that might be my extra trauma of having been there this year.

Katonice, Chief Marketing Assistant in charge of Pumpkin/OLEEEE Synergy

Zusa is the thing that gave you nosebleed.

I need you on my marketing team! O_O

Haha, no, he can have that title. I want no. 1 fan of Enrique title!

Well... that might be a bit much, even for his no. 1 fan. (I am claiming that title. Sorry. Fight me for it.)

LGC gave me more than enough for two. Take it! He has his photo as his profile pic but very tiny. i’m Sure if we don’t see him we’ll hear him!

That account has lovely, lovely gala practice, too! I really feel like starting a fund for my favourite fancammers and photographers to get them better equipment and seats at every competition Enrique needs 4K and ice level! OLEEEEEEEE!

Most elegant dork ever to skate the earth. I’m doing exposure therapy everyday to get over the trauma and I’ve been cycling through old practice videos. I recommend this video to remember just how much cooler LGC was in black:

I joked during ACI when I said Misha stole his new costume but HE SRSLY DID! That collar decoration is uncannily similar. Is bodypaint banned by the ISU? I have a feeling it is or he'd have already dipped himself in gold.

Only one month to go only one month to go only one month to go (though please don't push yourself to compete and take as much time as you need to recover.) I feel like I'm a child again but instead of anxiously counting down the days until Father Christmas visits I'm waiting for Fred and Abe to come down the chimney.

Do it, Yuzu! First ratified Space Kitty Round-off at the Olympics! I wonder if we'll get more costume upgrades when he comes back.

Lol, you say that and then post that? C'mon! This season is so scary and empty. The Olympics is already so economically and environmentally destructive, can't it leave our ice princes and princesses alone? I wouldn't give a damn about it if Yuzu didn't, really.