September 13, 20179 yr Not a single spectator throws a Winnie the Pooh toy onto the ice throughout the season...
September 13, 20179 yr Author 2 minutes ago, LadyLou said: This one is more realistic: Yuzuru does his "jumping on the podium" thing in PyeongChang but slips and falls on his face, becoming the ultimate meme.
September 13, 20179 yr 1. Yuzuru announces his retirement as a singles skater to represent Japan as a Pairs skater along with Pooh-san as his partner. And performs a 4Tw and 4LoTh 2. Some random, but incredible blessing caused the Japanese ladies to receive a well deserved third spot I pray for this everyday since Helsinki. 3. Satoko wins gold over Evgenia it can be any competition, pls @ skating gods. 4. Shoma eats his vegetables ok so 2 and 3 isn't so much predictions as it is pls let it happen @ skating gods,
September 13, 20179 yr Author 1 minute ago, Fay said: Not a single spectator throws a Winnie the Pooh toy onto the ice throughout the season... Akhem akhem, there's no planet out there it could happen, c'mon! Yuzu'd sooner splat on his face while jumping on the podium!
September 13, 20179 yr 1 minute ago, Moria Polonius said: Akhem akhem, there's no planet out there it could happen, c'mon! Yuzu'd sooner splat on his face while jumping on the podium! Ok, China gets Pooh banned throughout the planet...
September 13, 20179 yr 14 minutes ago, LadyLou said: Ice Dance FD in Milan turns into the worst splatfest ever. Later people find out Didier Gailhaguet from the French Fed helped to organize the event. At the event all the medalists receive virtual medals via twitter, because the Italian Fed forgot to prepare the real ones. Yuzuru doesn't have twitter so he is left sulking in a corner. Yuzu decided to open a twitter, instagram and facebook account. The flags of the medalists were presented through twitter using the flag emoticons, together with a youtube link to the champion's national anthem. 4 minutes ago, Anony said: 1. Yuzuru announces his retirement as a singles skater to represent Japan as a Pairs skater along with Pooh-san as his partner. And performs a 4Tw and 4LoTh 2. Some random, but incredible blessing caused the Japanese ladies receive a we'll deserved third spot I pray for this everyday since Helsinki. 3. Satoko wins gold over Evgenia it can be any competition, pls @ skating gods. 4. Shoma eats his vegetables Yuzu starts eatting paprikas too.
September 13, 20179 yr Javi literally FORGETS to bring his costume to the Olympics, so he has to borrow Yuzu's.
September 13, 20179 yr Just now, yuzuangel said: Javi literally FORGETS to bring his costume to the Olympics, so he has to borrow Yuzu's. And the only spare costume Yuzu has is the purple LGC he brought along for his gala ex...
September 13, 20179 yr 2 minutes ago, Fay said: And the only spare costume Yuzu has is the purple LGC he brought along for his gala ex... the organizers get VERY ANGRY because this one moment gets more attention/press than ANY other event in the 4 week-long, multi-billion dollar $$ Olympics.
September 13, 20179 yr Just now, yuzuangel said: the organizers get VERY ANGRY because this one moment gets more attention/press than ANY other event in this multi-billion-dollar event. So much so that Yuzu regrets he didn't skate Seimei in the purple costume....
September 13, 20179 yr Just now, Fay said: And the only spare costume Yuzu has is the purple LGC he brought along for his gala ex... Javi + PPoS = *GASPS LOUDLY* okay I'll give it a try: 1) Javier changes his FS last moment: choreographed by Johnny Weir, he skates to a Lady Gaga mash-up. The judges love it and he gets showered with 10's in Interpretation. 2) Nathan brings a new EX without jumping elements. Everybody discovers that he doesn't actually skate that bad. 3) At the Olys, Jin Boyang jumps a 4Lz so high and long that he falls among the audience of the first five rows. Although the incident causes a 2 minute break, judges give him +3 GOE because obviously it was a huge jump. 4) Yuzuru Hanyu skates to Sex Bomb as an EX for Olys. No, he doesn't have a fake muscles costumes. Yes, he's still way too ridiculous.
September 13, 20179 yr 1 minute ago, Murieleirum said: 4) Yuzuru Hanyu skates to Sex Bomb as an EX for Olys. No, he doesn't have a fake muscles costumes. Yes, he's still way too ridiculous. The funniest and most adorable moment is his interaction with Pooh while wearing the gold underwear (which he did dare to put on) The female part of the audience swoons.
September 13, 20179 yr 5 minutes ago, Murieleirum said: 4) Yuzuru Hanyu skates to Sex Bomb as an EX for Olys. No, he doesn't have a fake muscles costumes. Yes, he's still way too ridiculous. He actually would, I am not sure we should jinx this! Just now, Fay said: The female part of the audience swoons. dies There. Fixed it.
September 13, 20179 yr Author 16 minutes ago, Fay said: And the only spare costume Yuzu has is the purple LGC he brought along for his gala ex... Omg, and you said wrapping your brain around Javi in a Requiem costume was hard???
September 13, 20179 yr 4 minutes ago, Yatagarasu said: There. Fixed it. Touche. Though I was hoping that the casualty rate would be moderate.... or otherwise, there's a riot among all the women watching. 3 minutes ago, Moria Polonius said: Omg, and youvsaid wrapping your brain around Javi in a Requiem costume was hard??? I still insist Javi would a lot more ridiculous as a merman.
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