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Very Bold Predictions for the 2017/18 Season - these things totally COULD happen!

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1. Yuzu lands 4F and 4Lz in competition.

2. At least 3 of the top ladies wear pants for their costumes.

3. Shoma jumps all of his lutz (be it triple or quad) with the right edges. There'll be zero flutz-ing this season.

4. Javi and Patrick decide that they will skate till 2022 Beijing Olympics. 

5. Boyang gets only 90s and above for his PCS.

6. Nathan decided to Yolo and do an all-quad FS. Still lost to Yuzu though.

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Just now, singcarcom said:

1. Yuzu lands 4F and 4Lz in competition.

2. At least 3 of the top ladies wear pants for their costumes.

3. Shoma jumps all of his lutz (be it triple or quad) with the right edges. There'll be zero flutz-ing this season.

4. Javi and Patrick decide that they will skate till 2022 Beijing Olympics. 

5. Boyang gets only 90s and above for his PCS.

6. Nathan decided to Yolo and do an all-quad FS. Still lost to Yuzu though.

 

2. That would be awesome!

4. That would be awesome too

6. That would be awesome especially if he went clean and still lost to Yuzu because it'd mean that Yuzu was above perfect and/or did a 4A.

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2 minutes ago, Fay said:

Yeah, Yuzu lands 4F and it instantly becomes his favourite jump.

 

Some of those predictions are so absurd I can't help but laugh.

13 minutes ago, xeyra said:

 

Come on, try to be a little realistic, he'll only get that 5Loop next season.

Sorry, got ahead of my self :laughing:

Just now, Moria Polonius said:

 

Some of those predictions are so absurd I can't help but laugh.

 

Well, so far I'm trying to wrap my mind around Javi in Requiem costume...

Shibutani's decide to compete in Pairs and become the first skaters to win an Olympic gold in both pairs and ice dance in the one year

1 hour ago, Moria Polonius said:

1. Yuzu will jump a 4A in competition.

Even better, Yuzu will jump 4A as the last jumping pass in his FS at Olys. But the tech panel doesn't believe 4A is real, so they just count it as an underrotated 5T. But 5T has no BV, so the jump is invalidated.

 

Plushenko shows up at olys and lands a 4Lz-4T-4Lo combo taking the lead by storm. The other men withdraw from shame and the russian legend takes the gold.

 

In search of new challenges, Evgenia Medvedeva competes in the Men's event in PyeongChang and tanoes her way to the podium.

 

Ice Dance FD in Milan turns into the worst splatfest ever. Later people find out Didier Gailhaguet from the French Fed helped to organize the event.

At the event all the medalists receive virtual medals via twitter, because the Italian Fed forgot to prepare the real ones. Yuzuru doesn't have twitter so he is left sulking in a corner.

 

 

 

 

1 minute ago, lilsailor said:

Shibutani's decide to compete in Pairs and become the first skaters to win an Olympic gold in both pairs and ice dance in the one year

 They'd have to kill all the pairs first - or have a crash course in jumps and twists and throws... 

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Just now, Fay said:

 

Well, so far I'm trying to wrap my mind around Javi in Requiem costume...

 

You know, if he did, it'd mean he's got planet-sized balls. Javi can certainly be out-there but It's one thing to wear Aerobics costume, it's one thing to wear the latest Chaplin costume, but it'd be whole different level for Javi to wear a Requiem costume.

Just now, Fay said:

 They'd have to kill all the pairs first - or have a crash course in jumps and twists and throws... 

They do both 

This one is more realistic:

Yuzuru does his "jumping on the podium" thing in PyeongChang but slips and falls on his face, becoming the ultimate meme.

1 minute ago, LadyLou said:

This one is more realistic:

Yuzuru does his "jumping on the podium" thing in PyeongChang but slips and falls on his face, becoming the ultimate meme.

I choked, I can see this happening 

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8 minutes ago, LadyLou said:

 

Plushenko shows up at olys and lands a 4Lz-4T-4Lo combo taking the lead by storm. The other men withdraw from shame and the russian legend takes the gold.

 

Plushenko shows up at the Olys.

 

 

But your whole last scenario us one big LOL. Especially poor Yuzu not medalling because he has no Twitter.

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