General Yuzuru Chat

[Perelandra]

@lajoitko @Yuzuwinnie

 

Really great videos

 

It would be wonderful if Yuzu revived these masterpieces and performed them wearing the competition costumes and have a cinema launch followed by a Blu-ray release

A film of programmes featuring Yuzu, the music and without the audience would sell like proverbial hot cakes. It would be less complex to organise as a first project compared with the logistics of putting a show together and we might see professional athlete Hanyu sooner compared with waiting for a big production

 

It would be equally fabulous to see something similar to music like Sia's or pieces from the Epic genre, like Two Steps From Hell. Although Yuzu would be more likely to debut new programmes live at his shows

 

Actually I can't wait to say that Yuzu will be performing in his inaugural eponymous show/ tour  

 

( the Paganini costumes from JWC might not fit,  Yuzu might need a new costume for this performance )

[Yuzurella]

1 hour ago, Perelandra said:

The Planet should crowd fund this project

It is one of the most engrossing true life stories after all

 

I highly doubt Yuzu will lack funding, should he really wish to undertake such a project, or any other project for that matter. Quite the opposite. The sponsors would line up and dump truck loads of money on him. And rightly so, since a good Yuzu documentary could generate huge amounts of income.

[Muffinator]

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[Sombreuil]

I have just been flicking through twitter (which I dip into but never post and block quite a lot of content) and came across this 

LGC was never one of my favourites- not a Prince fan tbh, and the choreo was insane - he needed 2seasons mileage on that to take it to PC imo, and I think he knew that when he decided to switch back to Chopin.  I sometimes wonder which he would have picked if he'd given LGC a go a year earlier… anyway, I can’t regret PC Chopin because it was fabulous but I think this poster has a point about the adjustment of moves in practice on this SP.  I bet the judges marked it down for little things like this - it’s ok for a US competitor, or an ‘edgy’ European skater (Aymoz?) to do stuff like this but it doesn’t fit the box they would have liked to squash him into.  Also, have any of those whining ‘real skating fans’, whose mantra is ‘Hanyu is limited - only skates to Japanese music we can’t be bothered to look up and understand or classical piano’ ever actually watched much of his back catalogue?  Personally I feel that Prince is a lot edgier than Elton - and that’s before we look at the skating, a comparison I don’t have time to do justice to.

[Perelandra]

1 hour ago, Yuzurella said:

 

I highly doubt Yuzu will lack funding, should he really wish to undertake such a project, or any other project for that matter. Quite the opposite. The sponsors would line up and dump truck loads of money on him. And rightly so, since a good Yuzu documentary could generate huge amounts of income.

 

There won't be any shortage of financial backers, it would just be a fitting tribute from the multitude of wonderful satellites to write Yuzu's biography and turn it into a documentary drama for the global audience to which we satellites belong. 

 

( I would most honoured to be allowed to interview Yuzu on behalf of the Planet, but would probably have to fight my way through the crowd of eager prospective interviewers and writers before even being admitted to the throne room for an audience with the Ice Emperor. I would of course take gifts of single bloom honey for Prime Minister Pooh in order to be placed at the front of the queue )

[Yuzurella]

13 minutes ago, Perelandra said:

 

There won't be any shortage of financial backers, it would just be a fitting tribute from the multitude of wonderful satellites to write Yuzu's biography and turn it into a documentary drama for the global audience to which we satellites belong. 

 

( I would most honoured to be allowed to interview Yuzu on behalf of the Planet, but would probably have to fight my way through the crowd of eager prospective interviewers and writers before even being admitted to the throne room for an audience with the Ice Emperor. I would of course take gifts of single bloom honey for Prime Minister Pooh in order to be placed at the front of the queue )

 

I'm pretty sure Prime Minister Pooh will grant this honor to the person who rescues him from his exile in Canada and returns him to his beloved Yuzu.

[Perelandra]

    Daily Spread Eagle

 

Ice Emperor Issues a New Decree

 

Henceforth, there will be no further annual sojourns.

 

Following the eruption of Mt Irene on July 19th 2022, a river of molten gold poured out from a gargantuan fissure, from the sides of the volcano.

The gold formed a large lake at the base of the mountain and obliterated the pestilential overgrowth of Paporika plants. Forestry worker Poohs have been collecting the liquid gold and ensured its safe transfer to the Palace.

 

The jump Ladies had already been gathered at Palace Hanyu and had been eagerly expecting announcement of this year's sojourn. Palace officials have reported that the ladies were astonished and somewhat disappointed, when the Ice Emperor declared that the annual sojourn was instead cancelled. The sojourn destinations had included some of the Emperor's favourite places - Moomin Valley in Finland, a new opportunity to pay respect to the vaunted blade smiths of Sheffield in the United Kingdom and Torino in Italy, land of the chocolate roses. However, the Emperor expressed that he had misgivings regarding the reception that he might receive, which in recent years had become increasingly unwelcoming. As a result the Emperor announced his final decision that he will no longer undertake the yearly sojourns. 

 

The Emperor travelled throughout the lands of Planet Hanyu to deliver this message in person.

Envoys from Earth gathered to hear the Emperor speak of his decision and there were many requests for an audience with the Emperor to discover the reasons behind his decision and to pose questions as to what the Emperor's plans might be. The Emperor spoke of how much he had enjoyed making the yearly sojourns and presenting the most beautiful stories from Planet Hanyu to the inhabitants of Earth, but that he wished to spend time and effort on bringing the stories of Planet Hanyu to a different audience. When pressed further about his plans, the Emperor responded in an enigmatic fashion, stating that he hoped that people would continue to enjoy the stories that he wished to convey from the rich culture of Planet Hanyu. The envoys asked the Emperor when and how he would bring these stories, but again the Emperor replied that he had not yet decided, but it would be soon. The envoys begged the Emperor to explain everything more clearly but the Emperor declined and took his leave. 

 

Prime Minister Pooh has given the following official statement issued from Ice Emperor Hanyu:

 

Ice Emperor Hanyu is now on retreat in order to spend time on the creative processes required to showcase the stories of Planet Hanyu.

During the Emperor's time in seclusion, Palace Hanyu will undergo decoration using the gold from Mt Irene. 

All envoys must return to Earth to await further announcements and invitation to attend the Emperor on his return. 

Palace Hanyu will not be receiving visitors whilst the Emperor is in absentia

 

The Court Circular / Society pages

There has been much speculation as to the whereabouts of Emperor Hanyu. Many envoys, Planet Hanyu citizens and satellites believe that the Emperor has journeyed to the fabled Ice Cave of Sendai and will seek enlightenment there. It is also thought that he may also be attempting to locate and then tame the mythical ice beast Yonkaiten Axel. 

It has been rumoured that the court musicians and tailors have received instructions from the Emperor and their work is now TOP Secret. The musicians and tailors have retired to the Palace ballroom and sewing studio respectively and locked themselves inside. Only the most trusted Pooh retainers communicate with them and bring their requested supplies.

 

In further news:

A multitude of artisan Poohs have been seen entering Palace Hanyu and there will be there for some time. Wagon loads of barrels containing enough honey to last many months have been delivered to the Palace. 

 

 

 

 

[Yuzurella]

34 minutes ago, Perelandra said:

    Daily Spread Eagle

 

Ice Emperor Issues a New Decree

 

Henceforth, there will be no further annual sojourns.

 

Following the eruption of Mt Irene on July 19th 2022, a river of molten gold poured out from a gargantuan fissure, from the sides of the volcano.

The gold formed a large lake at the base of the mountain and obliterated the pestilential overgrowth of Paporika plants. Forestry worker Poohs have been collecting the liquid gold and ensured its safe transfer to the Palace.

 

The jump Ladies had already been gathered at Palace Hanyu and had been eagerly expecting announcement of this year's sojourn. Palace officials have reported that the ladies were astonished and somewhat disappointed, when the Ice Emperor declared that the annual sojourn was instead cancelled. The sojourn destinations had included some of the Emperor's favourite places - Moomin Valley in Finland, a new opportunity to pay respect to the vaunted blade smiths of Sheffield in the United Kingdom and Torino in Italy, land of the chocolate roses. However, the Emperor expressed that he had misgivings regarding the reception that he might receive, which in recent years had become increasingly unwelcoming. As a result the Emperor announced his final decision that he will no longer undertake the yearly sojourns. 

 

The Emperor travelled throughout the lands of Planet Hanyu to deliver this message in person.

Envoys from Earth gathered to hear the Emperor speak of his decision and there were many requests for an audience with the Emperor to discover the reasons behind his decision and to pose questions as to what the Emperor's plans might be. The Emperor spoke of how much he had enjoyed making the yearly sojourns and presenting the most beautiful stories from Planet Hanyu to the inhabitants of Earth, but that he wished to spend time and effort on bringing the stories of Planet Hanyu to a different audience. When pressed further about his plans, the Emperor responded in an enigmatic fashion, stating that he hoped that people would continue to enjoy the stories that he wished to convey from the rich culture of Planet Hanyu. The envoys asked the Emperor when and how he would bring these stories, but again the Emperor replied that he had not yet decided, but it would be soon. The envoys begged the Emperor to explain everything more clearly but the Emperor declined and took his leave. 

 

Prime Minister Pooh has given the following official statement issued from Ice Emperor Hanyu:

 

Ice Emperor Hanyu is now on retreat in order to spend time on the creative processes required to showcase the stories of Planet Hanyu.

During the Emperor's time in seclusion, Palace Hanyu will undergo decoration using the gold from Mt Irene. 

All envoys must return to Earth to await further announcements and invitation to attend the Emperor on his return. 

Palace Hanyu will not be receiving visitors whilst the Emperor is in absentia

 

The Court Circular / Society pages

There has been much speculation as to the whereabouts of Emperor Hanyu. Many envoys, Planet Hanyu citizens and satellites believe that the Emperor has journeyed to the fabled Ice Cave of Sendai and will seek enlightenment there. It is also thought that he may also be attempting to locate and then tame the mythical ice beast Yonkaiten Axel. 

It has been rumoured that the court musicians and tailors have received instructions from the Emperor and their work is now TOP Secret. The musicians and tailors have retired to the Palace ballroom and sewing studio respectively and locked themselves inside. Only the most trusted Pooh retainers communicate with them and bring their requested supplies.

 

In further news:

A multitude of artisan Poohs have been seen entering Palace Hanyu and there will be there for some time. Wagon loads of barrels containing enough honey to last many months have been delivered to the Palace. 

 

 

 

 

 

I love your updates of the Daily Spread Eagle! These stories are so entertaining. You're really creative.

[Yuzurella]

 

Yuzu is absolutely incredible.

We also have to take into consideration that the average NBA player does NOT spin 3.5 times in the air when they make a leap.

[Hanmgse]

9 hours ago, Anabel said:

News about the photobook and preview of the cover and back cover in the dedicated thread  

 

Have you already sent your photo and/or text? What are you waiting for? 

 

Let's send Yuzu all our support and love! 

I totally missed this! thank you, I will participate 

[mangomango]

What do you guys predict will be the first thing Yuzu does as a pro skater? TV special, like the wisteria skates? Ciontu 2.0? Posting skating videos? Some sort of collab? I'm dying of curiosity and impatience. But at the same time I hope he's getting enough rest and not pushing himself too much for our sake. 

[CiONTUw4A]

 

Sir, this is illegal.

 

[caramelicht]

3 hours ago, mangomango said:

What do you guys predict will be the first thing Yuzu does as a pro skater? TV special, like the wisteria skates? Ciontu 2.0? Posting skating videos? Some sort of collab? I'm dying of curiosity and impatience. But at the same time I hope he's getting enough rest and not pushing himself too much for our sake. 

to be honest..... drought 😃

[ImmortalBeloved]

4 hours ago, mangomango said:

What do you guys predict will be the first thing Yuzu does as a pro skater? TV special, like the wisteria skates? Ciontu 2.0? Posting skating videos? Some sort of collab? I'm dying of curiosity and impatience. But at the same time I hope he's getting enough rest and not pushing himself too much for our sake. 

I agree with @caramelicht drought first..... and then Cointu 2.0

[CiONTUw4A]