Anony

Urgh mosquitoes, try burn off some rosemary or sage, that stuff works wonders for mosquitoes.

I have plenty of silly things I can fill this thread with if cheering up is what people need

Actually, me neither. The closest thing I've been to getting drunk was getting high on laughing gas after a visit to the dentist. But drinking a heck lot of orange juice always puts me on a weird "high" feeling that I kind of assume is what being drunk is like haha

Do it the Yuzuru way, get drunk on orange juice instead. It's great, comes with 100% less hangovers

That gold jacket gets more ridiculous everytime I see it... I love it

Can't say much about the general media, but a lot of people on Twitter seems to enjoy making fun of him

I don't know, Yuzuru really likes GPF.

Harmonies Du Sour could make a nice SP, I'm not sure about FS tho. Imo, it lacks the suspense element that I think has been becoming of Yuzuru's style lately(or at least in his Free programs). Also some parts of the piece might be a tad fast for anyone to skate to in an FS.

I mean Onmyoji does have a sequel so...

I'm genuinely curious of what he would think about it now haha... Bird themed FS, come on Yuzuru, go make that 20 different symbolism to your namesake and the amount of feather embroidered/carved belongings you have.

That jawline can cut diamonds daaanngg

Well it's not just judges, a lot of people have pointed it out, but there's also the pressure of a perfect program with Ballade no. 1. He skated it perfectly(shush about StSq3) three times in a row the last time and broke the WR with it twice. It's not an easy program to bring back and at this point I would argue it's as big of a risk as introducing something fresh, but at the same time we just have to be patient and wait. I mentioned it before. But we don't know to what extent he will reuse Ballade no.1. He's cuting and synching a 10-ish minute piece to fit a 2 and a half minute window. He has plenty of room to modify it as a program. I just think everyone is freaking out a bit right now and need to calm down and just breath and wait for what Yuzuru himself has to say.

I'm surprisingly calm too. The initial shock of Ballade no.1 3.0 got me, but now that I've calmed down, I'm surprisingly okay with it. Like don't get me wrong, I'm still mildly disappointed. I wanted two completely new programs and now I'm down one, but at the same time Yuzuru's only job is to skate and get good results. Whether we like it or not, he doesn't have to satisfy his fans or always meet expectations, the fact that he does is a privilege of its own. We're going to be disappointed in some of his decisions because that's a part of being human. If this is what's going to help him get the results he wants than so be it. The fact that he's recycling a program isn't going to stop his perfromances from being good performances(not to me anyway), it's not going to downgrade the quality of his overall skating and as long as he's happy with it, one little decision I don't agree with isn't going to stop me from supporting him. Sorry about the little rant, I need to get that out.

I'M BRINGING IN THE ABS, MAY THAT OBNOXIOUSLY SHINY GOLD JACKET BRING IN THE SUN which is Yuzuru's abdomen area *ahem*

Not going to lie, I saw Rostelecom coming. Yuzuru likes skating in Russia and I'm sure he knows that a lot of Russian fans want to see him. Ballade no.1 3.0 I didn't see coming, but at the same time I'm not too surprised either.

Guys, I can bring Yuzuru's abs into this thread from the FaOI thread if that's what everyone needs right now

But wait, if Yuzuru lurks here, that means he probably saw my Teletubbies video I'm conflicted.

I think we need to wait and calm down a bit. We don't know to what extent his SP will be recycled. The layout is still a big ??? and Chopin's Ballade no.1 is a 10-ish minute song, he is already reported to have altered the music cut, he could very much have plans for more.

My Cyberbird Concerto hope is still alive, I'm not giving up until it's over

They didn't... notice the past tense

I have suggestions on his new layout that is not only unrealistic, but I also feel like a lot of people will skewer me for mentioning.

If not Ballade no. 1 still have my bets on Grande Polonaisse

I mean, considering the new GP schedule, it was either Skate Canada or NHK and Yuzuru's attendance at NHK == $$$ for the JSF so

Actually, I just checked, Misha's name is still listed under the ISU World Standings. No r-word yet for Misha