WinForPooh

Yuzu got what where why?

I was thinking they might become Hobbits and want elevenses but that's more dire, because they don't believe in new-fangled USB drives and stuff.

"coffee"

Or until the end of time. That's how I'm beginning to feel.

It's their coffee break.

There's your trouble. You want to hold on to your sanity and stan the Trollzuru.

This is even chill compared to the no-broadcast, no-leak CiONTU, isn't it?

You can't see it but I've got my evil face on. Seriously this cannot be allowed, I'm only moderately evil and I want to wreak havoc with this. A livestream of the ISU congress with everybody wearing these would make the votes more entertaining.

Aww shucks, it's nothing.

I had to google it and if I had to google it, I bet anything ISU would, too. BUT NOW I WANT ONE!!! I'd never use it because it's also very creepy but I want one anyway. And then we should make all judges use it. All the human ones. Explain the lack of +5s for that 3A wearing that, judges.

So if Nathan is in a polar bear onesie, what if an actual polar bear mistakes him for a polar bear? The old school outdoor venue might turn out to be more old school than we figured.

Exactly. It's only the lack of fingers holding them back but we can make the keyboards beak-friendly.

At least they're already dressed for the part.

I feel very certain you'll just find a pile of nonsense over here when your shift is done because I'm beginning to think this is a grand hoax and there are no GP assignments.

I could be totally on board with that as long as the sparkles and trashbaginess are there. Good luck! I've been trying to work for hours. I can't believe I became YOLO3A during this nonsense. *smh*

Petition to get Yuzu to sleep in sparkly trashbag pants, just in case.

Too late. I think we should take bets on who'll be in leopard print maxi. And let's not kid ourselves, we all know Yuzu would be in that dratted white T-shirt.

I was support to drink my shot, not snort it, dammit!

I thought you would.

Jackie Is2g I love Jason but this is trolling now. Oh, what the hell. Jason has some of his choreo posted on his Twitter and Jackie Wong retweeted that. Here's a few seconds of Jason's lovely skating while we await the news that was ruddy well promised.

*grumbles* Only until I actually decide to stop joking and start doing about that drinking game.

So it'll be the skating frozen hunger games come as you are pajama party? But with dragons, maybe? And one ring to rule them all? I swear I'm not drunk.

A shot every time a journalist tweets but it's not about GP assignments. We all saw the harness 4A from Keegan, Jackie! We all saw it! GAHH!