Hydroblade

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I'm jelly of all of you who are going to ACI this year At this point i am not sure if i'm actually going to GPF due to circumstances i can't control and i feel very saaaaaaad. But media day, yay! finally

I know it wasn't the case but i can't help but thinking that he went all "You're spoiling my moment!!!"

Did he change his signature?!

And Chinese (traditional+simplified), russian and spanish

The posts themselves aren't translated, but i think it's the same thing: most of us aren't native English speakers, so if you add to that the cultural differences, sometimes things don't come across as we originally intended. It's one of the downsides of communicating through the internet but i'm sure we all mean well we're desperately trying to lure him out and say what kind of Lethal Hanyu we can expect this season

Bit old but re: Yuzu knows about the forum?

We're testing a restriction for signature dimensions >___< but afaik it shouldn't be live yet, sorry!

I think that his life experiences made him understand how your individual actions have the potential to affect the world. I feel like he found a way to make the most out of that, and combined with how he leaves his soul on the ice, he's touched so many people who belong to different countries, religions, career paths... A small amount of Hanyu energy in so many places could make the world a bit better. If all his fans feel as inspired as some of us do to become the best version of ourselves that we can be, even if we're still a small percent of the global population, it's still a good thing and allows us to learn lessons that can be passed on the next generations. Of course that's a bit idealistic but i think that the potential is definitely there.

AAAAH THAT'S SO CUUUUTE LOOKIE AT HIS HAPPY FACE Swan Prince! I love iiiiit

I watched it a while ago and i was it was really nice!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that has to be the most graceful platypus i've ever seen I'm looking forward to the crab

Goats with capes! Now i'm tempted to make my banner goat themed too...

i think i AM bringing a goat plush for GPF >___>

He is the ultimate lurker, i bet he knows

It shouldn't be hard to dress them up...

I propose we throw these on the ice

The editor Poohs have been diligently working to recover the Daily Spread Eagle's editions right after that legendary free skate (unofficial reports presume that they were misplaced during the Pooh Hunny Riots of 2018) and have unearthed two hunny stained copies: You can read past editions here

Sunday April 15, 2018 THE DAILY SPREAD EAGLE A total success: Continues~with wings~, the King's special Celebration Party. By Hydroblade The three-day long special party hosted by King Hanyu in Tokyo, Japan, was a complete success. With important figures that have inspired our King's prosperous reign, eager crowds witnessed his return to the ice. According to our previous information, the King wasn't going to be able to skate during the celebrations, due to the injury he sustained last year. However, he presented a no-jump version of past programs complete with the original costumes, which evoked a sense of nostalgia and pride among the crowds. Prime Minister Pooh, who was watching from the sides, spoke for the first time in his newly restored tissue box cover version. "It has been amazing to watch the Yuzu recreate such important moments such as his first senior program, Romeo and Juliet 1 and of course, Parisienne Walkways. I hope that everyone feels that same happiness of looking at how far he's come since he was a noodly little prince." The King invited kids to ask him questions on stage, showing us his kind big brother side, as well as a brief talk show with his idols. He also demonstrated some of his signatures moves, with the help of Takahito Mura. "Next time we see each other, I will be jumping" Declared King Hanyu on the last day with a mischievous smile, making everyone hope that that day will come very soon.

|February 17, 2018 THE DAILY SPREAD EAGLE King Hanyu wins his second Olympic title By Hydroblade With an outstanding performance that moved the whole world, King Hanyu skated to the top of the podium at the Pyeongchang Olympics. Gliding to the sound of bewitching taiko drums and mystical rhythms, the King overcame the difficulties that appeared on his path to glory during this season, cementing his status as the Greatest Of All Time🐐. Prime Minister Pooh was still unable to attend, although his presence was felt in the most glorious of Pooh rains observed until now that was cast upon the Gangneung Ice Arena, among the cheers of the crowd who had the privilege of supporting the King in his most important battle yet. In a public ceremonyu, the King received his second Olympic Gold Medal, a feat that was seen for the first time 66 years ago. This event had repercussions on our planet, in the form of a joyous Mt. Irene eruption which contained glittering Gold dust, a faint and sweet chocolate scent, and an unknown teal colored powder that vanished the whole paprika population of the planet. The altars set up on the planet's various rinks were reported to shine and the Pooh Special Forces had to be called, as the minion Poohs staying in the King's palaces began to riot and threatened the planet's hunny supply. We extend our congratulations to the King, hoping for his health and looking forward to his feathery form at the Exhibition Gala.

(X) Our editor Poohs seem to have found the missing issues!