SparkleSalad

Go on. You'll thank me on your wedding night.

Can I leave this here?

+1 for beautiful giraffe necks. Nobody complains when you call it a swan neck. This is just giraffe discrimination.

This. I have been laughing like a maniac for the past hour. I’m in heaven with these crappy drawings. I need more. I DEMAND MORE!

I’m pretty sure you owe me one million favours so I’m calling them all in now. ...and you have to show it to the whole class.

Vendetta! Pretty amazing if that’s your worst!

Everyone hound Winforpooh until she comes up with the goods!

Sorry to interrupt but the “Crap At Drawing Hanyu Yuzuru Championships” have begun on Twitter! #羽生結弦の絵描くの下手くそ選手権

Having media day in Toronto gets them access to coaches and choreographers, too. Pretty good deal.

Please please pleaaase, Skating Gods and Pooh Angels.

Why. Is. There. No. Skating. Pooh?

We have to get them designated a national treasure or something so he can't touch them.

Agreed. I've watched TFTT probably only three times because I don't like the music (and the costume isn't that great, either) but in this context it's just lovely and so easy to watch!

OT I think I just saw a dream! Chills chills chills! Oh, if he could skate to this uncut, it would be spectacular! Somebody send him this MAD! This just might be my favourite program of his and it's not even real.

Very important curly update.

Well, I was hoping Yuzu would do Ryuichi Sakamoto but I suppose he's had Japanese pianist overload at this point. Looking forward to seeing Dai's new programs!

No pressure. He's just a gold hoarder who won't be able to resist.

He started trying 4Lz in 2014 and didn't land one in competition for another 3 years, right? He'll birth 4A in Beijing.

GET THAT MAN AWAY FROM MY KANGAROOS!

He said after Boston he'd like to try something like Javi's Guys and Dolls, too.

Everybody can go home now. We've reached peak curls.

You guys, I'm so sorry. MOAR THINGS: Ever since he said he liked dark music at FaOI, I can't get the idea of Burn by The Cure out of my mind. I think it was @Sombreuil who mentioned it initially? (Sorry if I'm mistaken.) The costume alone would kill us all it's pretty much just trashbag UA and if he's already growing his hair out, why not?

<dramatic drama> The death of FS. </dramatic drama>