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  1. The Daily Spread Eagle - September 6th 2022 New Portrait of the Ice Emperor Unveiled Artisans visited on Emperor's Royal Progress The Inhabitants of the court of Planet Hanyu have enjoyed a rather peculiar and disrupted summer. Following the Emperor's astonishing announcement on July 19th, that there were to be no further annual sojourns. The court had witnessed an eruption of Mt Irene, which had spewed molten gold and the Emperor had taken his Summer Progress alone to the Ice Caves of Sendai. The court had at first been allowed a quiet respite and had at first believed that the summer months would be quiet and a little dull. The Palace had settled into a routine of listening to the daytime work of Palace refurbishment as the worker Poohs brought the molten gold from the base of Mt Irene and the artisans fashioned a new throne, Imperial regalia and various other decor to embellish the formal receiving rooms. Artisans were in a constant state of activity, alongside the court weavers, seamstresses and costumiers. The jump ladies had descended into a slump. Deputy Prime Minister Yuzu Pooh had to constantly remind them of their duties, which they performed reluctantly in what could only be described as trance like 'ennuie'. The daily routines were disrupted with news of the Emperor's quest, the Ice Crystal broadcast of the ice ritual practices, a second broadcast of the ice rituals and then news of the Emperor's Progress. The Emperor was making an extended Progress due to the cancellation of the usual annual sojourns. The Emperor was taking the opportunity to visit many of the artisans and other valued citizens of Earth, who had shown great service to the Emperor. News came of the Emperor's visit to the maker of winged jewellery Phiten, one of the Imperial portrait artists AERA and a fine clothworker Yuima Nakazato. The Jump ladies were all a flutter with excitement at the prospect of winged necklaces, new silk clothing and a portfolio of new portraits of the Emperor. Deputy PM Pooh called for calm for the unveiling of a huge portrait of his Imperial Majesty in the newly refurbished Palace Gallery, his received a terrible fright because the jump Ladies almost trampled him in their haste to see the portrait of their most beloved Emperor. There were gasps of delight then the jump Ladies were rendered speechless. There was the portrait in a golden frame, the Emperor was depicted in all of his magnificence, adorned in a flowing garment of white silk, decorated with a design of indigo blue and sleeves with cascading ruffles in a myriad of blue shades. The Ladies were so entranced with the portrait of the Emperor that they lost track of time and gazed at the portrait all day long, which required the serving of luncheon in the gallery itself. At night fall the ladies had to be coaxed out of the gallery, with many exclamations of how much they missed the Emperor and were already wondering when there would be more news or when he would return from the Ice Caves. Deputy PM Pooh commented that he was lamenting the absence of the Emperor and the Prime Minister OM Pooh san. ( Royal Progress was often undertaken during the summer months, for clement weather when the Monarch made a tour of their Realm. They would often stay at the residences of Nobles and ranking members of the Royal Court. Whilst the Monarch undertook the Progress, the Royal Palaces were cleaned and refurbished, including the unenviable tasks such as dealing with the sanitary arrangements. Whilst it was a huge honour to host the Royal household, the cost to the host could be enormous.)
  2. Agreed. One of the properties was in the process of being sold, mentioned at ISU congress. Speed branch doesn't bring in as much revenue and at congress there was agreement to increase the size of advertising space on skaters competition clothing. Bit desperate really, but they need the cash. Figure has been funding Speed for years and they have benefitted enormously and use tech for refereeing and judging in Speed. Speed will no doubt continue to claim their share of whatever revenue Figure generates, while bringing little to the table themselves. Someone showed the generated revenue is around 75:25 Figure vs Speed, yet the money is divided up 50:50 between the two. Sorry cannot find the source now, it may be in the congress thread. The revenue that they have been living in the most disgustingly self entitled manner from is analogous to a Trust fund, but it is used up now. They will have to work for their money now. To quote a Twt post, "Kitty has been bringing them food for years". No more being fed from a gilded platter, let them shift their backsides and earn their own brass. As we all know, quoting from Shakespeare's Hamlet ( this is about the division of funds and the general policy making within the governing body and not about the wonderful country ) "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark"
  3. Oh yes such a cute advertisement with the Fly Yuzu towel and the sock puppet. He is the naughty individual who was not watching the 24hr TV show at the Pooh house when everyone else was watching Yuzu intently. hehe
  4. Maybe Yuzu should post a video of him packing his suitcases. Hehehe. Hopefully he will remember to pack the correct gloves and his golden egg face cream, but leave enough room for Old Man Pooh san. Although after all OM Pooh has been through all alone, he should travel next to Yuzu in the new ANA business class 'room'. It is a little self contained compartment in the Business cabin.
  5. Just wondering if the designer garment described as Unisex dress might feature a bottom half similar to the Hakama This would be elegant, drape beautifully and also be practical Yuzu can certainly demonstrate elegance and ease of movement when wearing his hakama
  6. Jean Paul wore a kilt a number of times, when he presented 'Eurotrash' with Antoine de Caunes. Yuzu has fabulous legs, he would look amazing sporting a kilt. Yuzu could wear the aptly named "World Peace" tartan It is a lovely pale blue with purple Edit: forgot to mention the tartan was created for everyone. One does not need to be a member of a clan or organisation in order to wear it. The design is a symbol of global peace and harmony
  7. Not fanart but definitely the art of being a fan Certainly an avid collector of Yuzu merchandise and they have put together this lovely video as a tribute to collecting Yuzu related things ( envious, in particular because this fan has special edition 'Hat' Soohorang - mine is hatless )
  8. TenChi in Spring time earthy colours. The painting style reminds me of Degas, which is quite apt as many of the painting subjects featured dancers. Yuzu is equally as elegant.
  9. @Pammi This is last chance saloon for certain quarters to make money, they won't pass up the last opportunity. It Is also possible that the photos for the Team book had already been taken prior to Yuzu announcing his move to pro Athlete. The photos were most likely taken prior to or around the time of Beijing Olys. Yuzu was probably under contract to participate in any photo shoots at the time, as he would have been an active member of Team Japan. At least Yuzu will not have to wear the incorrectly fitting Team attire again
  10. Yes, visited Louvre museum Someone should sculpt Yuzu in the pose of the winged victory of Samothrace. He makes this pose during many of his performance programmes Not yet invited to Palace Hanyu
  11. Mythical Blue Ballade and blue roses - one of the depicted subjects is not real. Rose growers around the world are still trying to create a truly blue rose, an elusive goal but something that everyone in the horticultural world would like to see. Fitting background for a magical skating unicorn
  12. Cutie Kewpie - Hana ni Nare, with cupcakes. In UK these iced cakes are known as fondant fancies, these are edible works of art, who could bear to eat them?
  13. Alternate Universe or New Reality? Either way, yes please Maybe it is the newly refurbished Long Gallery at Palace Hanyu. The artisan Poohs have worked hard on this masterpiece.
  14. A heavenly thread featuring the colour blue in all of it's glorious colour tones azure, celestial, cobalt, midnight, royal colours and very fitting to adorn the Ice Emperor of the Eternal Blue Flame himself
  15. Yuzu really looks like a Muse, wearing a chiton - height of fashion in ancient Greece
  16. @Henni147 Sending you the healing power of Mascots
  17. Fanart fun using the Sekkisei CM. What else could Yuzu hold?
  18. The Muse has unleashed the creative juices from fanartists. So much beautiful content
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