Valkyria

THE DAM HAS BROKEN. THE INFO GATES HAVE OPENED. THE LONG PILGRIMAGE HAS ENDED. HALLELLUJAH

Don't look so innocent, Yuzu. We know what your game is (and it's working beautifully)

If we're going with the 5 quad layout, keeping both 3A means he needs that 4Lz, tho I'm so excite

This would mean 4Lz is on the move

News broke on twitter just before the (VERY brief) appearence on Mezamashi. Maybe there was an embargo on the info and it just got lifted?

NOT EVEN 30 SECONDS, BUT SEIMEI LIVES (Also: blue UA. Yes, good)

HE'S HERE

OH MY GOD. SEIMEI. THIS MAN

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THIS. He's young still, starting his prime years; it would be a pity if he r****d so soon. Also, good to see that the new 'taking care of oneself's health' approach is working

Godspeed in your quest, oh bear in the sky: the day has been dark and full of terrors and masterful trolling

So we won't even get our usual blink-and-it's-over 30 seconds of Yuzuru? SAD.

Please, no politics. I have enough of that on our own news all day, every day

...are they giving us the horoscope too?

Leaving Mezamashi in the background since there's no way I'm going to bed yet XD What surprising (and repetitive) stories await us this time?

Just get all those mics at ground level and we're golden (I like it too )

Same old Edea pianos, but without the boot covers. but yes, we're not at our best right now XD

Looks the same to me

Don't worry, nobody can't even here, either. Nothing's happening. That's the problem

"Things that DON'T happen when Yuzuru is here: ANYTHING ELSE, REALLY"

Thing is, I've been around here all day because for once I didn't have to pull an all-nighter or wake up at the ass-crack of dawn and now... now I might have to do some of that for when the actual news happen. Thanks so much, Yuzuru

Wow. Much news, very surprise

I like this gif. I think it's representative of the current situation.

*MORE MANIC LAUGHTER* wtf is going on, I can't XDDDD

"And so the History books of tomorrow will name this day as The Day of Trolling, when the hopes of many were built up only to be cruelly smashed back down onto the ground by the powerful mind of the Evil Overlord Hanyu himself. The casualties were many; the chaos, unbridled. The trauma would last for an age..."