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ELLE Japan just wished Yuzuru a happy birthday holy

So much good, wholesome content celebrating Yuzuru's birthday everything is so sweet I feel like I'm going to get diabetes by the end of tommorow

Wait I thought someone from the club or something put up that poster e vhut

I will fight all you skinny jeans antis Kumamon SMASH

Kumamon did sbs layback Ina Bauer with Yuzuru and Yuzuru called him cute, they have an unbreakable bond

It's from Vegatta to Yuzuru

............ so........... in an effort to avoid discourse and flip the mood... What a blessed bird

I mean.... remember when Yuzuru fans crashed the Sendai tourism website when they released Yuzuru's stuff

Tag yourself, I'm the fox

Maybe someone should go run around promoting a "Respect Yuzuru Hanyu" campaign to shove in front of REAL skating fans,(TM), bc there sure wasn't a lot of that before he was a big name, and frankly still not a lot of that now over half a decade later.

Your local Kumamon is here, litteraly just woke up At least you're not 7 The other two pictures..... Well... Looks like his human disguise device is failing I even tried to straighten the picture, see if that'll help recognise his face, no luck

You mean they're not going to make him interact with a baby for 30 mins?? USELESS, you had one job P&G, ONE JOB jk, the world is thankful for all casual Hanyu content, thanks P&G

Yuzuru breathe on this very mask, $937,267,381,889.99

I figured bc of the tone difference, but still

Wait... wat

He hasn't aged a day past 16 it's kind of hard to tell okay.

I mean... call me biased bc I do love Carolia quite a lot but that's quite an exaggeration. Imo her IN and PE, also her SS are okay, it's just her TR marks imo that are high. Also some of her GOEs can be questionable under stricter judging but.... you know....

On the other topic tho, black(dark blue?) cardigan and high v-neck look pretty snazzy on him

And next for Yuzuru to endorse is *drum roll* . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Does this mean the world will soon finally have solid evidence Yuzuru can grow hair that isn't mushroom

Please accept this warm, Kumamon hug The hole your legal mother left behind will never go away, but have hope that it will one day be filled with kind love and warm hugs and kisses

I'm just Kumamon with a keyboard

Yuzuru Hanyu?? He sucks, Nathan Chen is waaaYyy bette- *trips over his own bullsh1t* *hundreds of thousands of photos of Yuzuru spill out of jacket* w-what a f*cking know-it-all I these aren’t mine I’m just *gathering them up frantically sweating* listen I just listen f*ck *thousands of pictures of Yuzuru scatter across the floor* sh1t f*ck I’m holding them so that I can throw darts at them, just li s T E N - Hershey Bar, 2ksomething

Ph1l Hershey bar bought out every magazine with Yuzuru's face in Kinokuniya. He has constructed two shrines dedicated to his one true love, Yuzuru Hanyu. Every night, after supper, he prays to the shrine for letting him eat without choking and before bed he lights up his Bath and Body Works scented candles by the Yuzuru Hanyu altar by his bed and stares at how beautifully the 27383 magazine cut outs of Yuzuru looks lit red and orange by the candle flame. He then takes out his copy of Blue Flames to read to himself and his Pooh plush for a bed time story and then lovingly tuck Pooh in, knowing his love Yuzuru would be proud of his act of kindness. Ph1lly then tuck himself to bed, to spend the night dreaming of the Prince of his heart, Yuzuru Hanyu. Tbc

Gotta keep up with them GOE and PCS candies he never seems to get

King Axel IV the Great