Hydroblade

Friday, August 04, 2017 THE DAILY SPREAD EAGLE ―――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――― Program-type eruption threatens Planet Hanyu By Hydroblade Mt. Irene, Planet Hanyu's most active and iconic volcano has been rumbling lately and the planet's inhabitants are also noticing. The area near Mt. Irene has been experiencing increased gold dust emissions since last week. Although this is expected as the beginning of the season approaches, an increase in volcano activity has been detected over the last three days. A small crack has appeared near the top of the volcano, and combined with the frequent tweeting earthquakes has led scientists currently surveying Mt. Irene to declare that an eruption is imminent. This volcano is the only known active volcano that spews beautiful glittery molten gold, and instead of ash emissions fine gold dust is expelled from the crater. Small puffs of a substance akin to smelling salts are also generated by the volcano, which makes it easier to survive the unpredictable eruptions of Mt. Irene. A big surge of activity was detected in 2004, with two big eruptions happening in February and March. This year, it experienced a rather spectacular eruption in April 1st which was welcomed with a big celebration on the Planet. This April eruption provided great relief to all citizens, after the looming eruption threats of 2015 and 2016. The golden lava is an essential part of the life in the planet, as it's greatly favoured by King Hanyu. However, not all eruptions are met with such joy and celebration. Earlier this summer, the Great Chopin Eruption caused some distress among the population. The pattern of the tweeting earthquakes and the noise of the crickets living near the volcano, tiny insects which produce "shuu" and "paa" sounds and have a close link with the eruptions, has made impossible to determine whether the eruption will be a joyous or a distressing one. The only things that the scientists can confirm is that the eruption can happen any time over the next two weeks and that it is definitely a Program-type eruption. Planet Hanyu's population is advised to keep calm and prepare their hearts for this eruption. The Planet Hanyu Geological Institute released some tips to deal with this incoming event: Keep your BV calculators fully charged: In an event of an eruption of the Program Type, BV calculators are essential tools to predict the possible outcomes of the season. Not everyone owns one, so those who do please be ready to provide your calculations to the general population. Keep monitoring the news: Sometimes an approximation of the full program can be put together thanks to snippets shown in the different programs. Be ready to help those who might require emotional support: An eruption of the Program Type can be a very emotional event. Please help those who might need guidance or reassurance. Remember that Program-type eruptions aren't isolated events. They repeat through the season and often change through the Grand Prix Events. Keep your hearts ready and your expectations for a 4Lz sighting moderate. it is friday, i am sleep deprived and should probably be taken away from the computer

Doesn't look like him. Thighs look too thin

Must be. THe day after i finally surrendered, one of my tweets said that i had Yuzu dreams. In less than a day i was already having Yuzu dreams

Slightly unrelated... I went for a trip down memory lane on twitter It is funny, it took me less than a day to go full Fanyu. Like, the level you see right now? Yeah, less than a day. I am laughing at my own tweets, my last normal tweet was about a cute pen i bought and then a Hanyu explosion My motivation was so high, i tweeted that i was reviewing 65 kanji on average. PER DAY. what kind of black magic did that alien cast on me, it's amazing

My brain is pudding right now, heat does funny things to humans, i am sorry

too late

「フリーは今夜かな？」 だ。。。。誰のフリー?

The Great GOE Salt Pans and the FujiTV Salt flat

Hypoallergenic cats and dogs in every household. The national costumes all have ombre or ruffles, but they are all sparkly. Earth-december is a month long celebration on the planet, because of our King's birthday and GPF. And the economy dies every four years because we devote ourselves to Olys

That volcano would be in Pooh Land, erupting after the SPs and FS

There's no lava, but MOLTEN GOLD someone draw this map pls

Don't try to resist

It's like waiting for a volcano to erupt haha We don't know for sure when it's going to happen but we know it's going to be soon...

Welcome So glad you decided to join us And don't keep your excitement to yourself, share it here! Even if it's just using Yuzumojis

I don't think we're ever ready when it comes to him... I mean, not even the planned layouts are safe anymore, with that yoloing and stuff...

God no, the lyrics are trashy af... I would hate to see him skate to... that...

ANYTHING BUT THAT

No me tientes

Why didn't I think of this lol (today is "Hanyu" day-->8=Ha, 2=ni(?). Tomorrow is "honey" day: 8-->Hachi 3-->Mitsu(not literally)😂)

He needs to leave the mushroom stage behind, i agree But really, poor bb... I hope everything is worked out soon

Porqué no había pensado en eso?

Debería mandarle un regalo o algo

That whole part of the docu is really hard for me to watch. I have the same impression, he doesn't want to be seen as "making excuses" for his mistakes. However, if he knows why those mistakes happened and he's not trying to convince himself that he should be able to give a perfect performance regardless of physical or mental state, i don't care if the media or anyone else are kept in the dark about it. I mean, no matter how much you want to do something, you can't ask your body to do more for you than what it can deliver in a certain physical state, we're only human...

Idk if it's just me but I would love to listen to him taking about the things he's realized by studying. Also, I know that the topic of needing a sports psychologist has been discussed, but until now I never thought that maybe he realized that and by studying these things he's mentioning in this interview, he's trying to cover that part too? I'm glad that he's paying attention to his mental state like this

I thought it was gold