Hydroblade

So Yuzu is a swan, Plushy a bird... makes sense

Then you are stronger than me pls teach me your secrets

You don't die but turns you into mush, i'm not sure what's worse

send help, can't stop sighing

SIIIIIIIIGH...

Squishy Hydro alert ; Will i ever stop feeling this... thing in my heart when i heard his soft voice like this

did we cross into an alternate timeline

Absolutely

Before skating... : Here, come to papa, let me squish your head before you skate : But papa, didn't you use to do that to Pooh before YOU skated? : The Hanyu household rules dictate that everypooh must have their head squeezed before skating. The rule doesn't specify who will be skating. : Fine...

Yuzu might die of happiness. Maybe he can even make them skate!

Is it cheating tho, Yuzu gets to raise a Pooh from baby Pooh to fully grown squishy Pooh who will hug him back...

It's ok, papa will love her as much as he loves baby 3A indeed

It's a fantasy scenario. That includes giving him up

He would probably join the story: :You should always aim for that perfect shuu-paa. Only then you will stop feeling kuyashii and you will come back stronger than before. Daughter: There it is! The shuu-paa appeared again! Seriously dad, i don't know how many times i've told you i don't understand what you mean by that! :... And i'm not going to comment on my opinion on that because i reached high squish levels again...

That cat looks so pleased

"...No matter how hard the fall, you will always be able to feel joy again. And you will see a smile, and it will make you think "I'm glad i am alive to witness this". Everything that happens during that time, can teach you something: Whether it is to never trust FujiTV or that sometimes it's better to pop, those lessons will help you get through difficult times." "Wait, are you still talking about boys?" "Keep talking to me like that and you will have to eat paprika for a week"

in the future, talking to a teenage daughter: Mom, how did you learn to survive a heartbreak? Me: Let me tell you about that time when i was a fan ofdadYuzuru Hanyu...

Me too...

my heart can't take this...

Yep, those ones. I do cheat on some kanji too but i always write 羽 with diagonal strokes because otherwise it doesn't look like wings to me