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@Ende awww mi corazón En verdad que tener la oportunidad de verlo en vivo es algo mágico. ¡No puedo imaginarme la energía que se sintió al ver a 4Lz en vivo! Seimei también es mi programa favorito, y me sentía un poco triste porque obviamente no imaginaba que tendría la oportunidad de verlo una vez más. En mi caso, aunque no le fue para nada bien en el Autumn Classic durante el FS, igual lo disfruté mucho. Pero pues es Yuzu, aún cuando no da su mejor actuación, sigue siendo increíble. A pesar de eso, duele mucho ver su cara cuando es claro que no está contento y se siente frustrado. Comprendo muy bien eso que dices de sentirte acompañada, me pasó durante el Autumn Classic aunque iba con mi mamá. Pero estar ahí con todas esas personas, sentía como si las conociera, sabía que la mayoría estábamos ahí para animarlo y es un sentimiento muy bonito. ¡Que envidia! Notte Stellata es... amo esa exhibición. Yo también espero que la conserve boo... Ha de haber sido una experiencia hermosa presenciar ese Cisne en vivo. (¡¡Tierno patito!! bonitooooooooo bebé hermoso) Creo que esa depresión es normal, a mi me tomó como tres semanas recuperarme de eso. Para mi, mi única oportunidad es que se quede para la próxima temporada e ir a verlo a Vancouver... Intento no pensar mucho en eso jajajaja. Y no te preocupes, que las novelas son bienvenidas. Me encanta leer de las experiencias de otros con Yuzuru

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October 6, 2017 The Afternoon Salchow Nosebleed epidemic spreading through the Planet By Hydroblade Several reports from our citizens indicate that a dangerous nosebleed epidemic has appeared among the population. This comes right after the release of new informational brochures coming from the King's palace, where we can see recent pictures of King Yuzuru. The pictures have been deemed too adorable and caution should be exercised when presented with them. "We always expect these reactions from the people but this year the response has been overwhelming" said Prime Minister Pooh "This wasn't the intention of King Hanyu at all but a very unexpected side effect. Usually people can handle the pictures." For the safety of the people, all pictures of the King from that photoshoot must be shown with a warning so everyone can prepare themselves to look at the cuteness of our Overlord. The King himself made no comment but this picture shown on the left was sent to our editorial office with a note requesting to be included in the article. This epidemic is expected to come back when more of the pictures of the King's recent Fantasy on Ice party wearing cat ears surface in an upcoming informational brochure. Please go to your nearest hospital as soon as you start experiencing the nosebleeds. The Pooh doctors are trained in these kind of situations and will help you return to normal. original post img credit

September 23,2017 The Daily Spread Eagle Express Massive eruption of Mt Irene brings joy to Planet Hanyu citizens. By Hydroblade A World Record level eruption of Mt Irene was observed today. The eruption is comparable to the Great Chopin Eruption of 2015, surpassing it almost 3 points on the Score-Type Eruption Scale. Prime Minister Pooh gave a few words: "Recently we received a small flock of swans at the king's palace. Their presence proved beneficial for our King, as their wings provided comfort to work through this score-type Eruption. My head is also a bit sore because of all the squishing but we're very happy with the king's results". The Eruption contained approximately 112.78 tons of blue, white and gold glitter and, surprisingly, pancakes. Another eruption is expected today, prbably a Costume-type Eruption. Either way, Planet Hanyu's citizens are well stocked with chocolate and alcohol to make it through the eruptions. Be on the lookout for the smelling salt emissions in case you start feeling dizzy. More on this story as it develops. original post image source

Tuesday September 12, 2017 THE DAILY SPREAD EAGLE Terrible paprika eruption contaminates Mt. Irene National Park By Hydroblade Residents of Planet Hanyu were woken up today by a terrible and unexpected eruption of Mt. Irene. This time, our venerable volcano has released tons of paprika that now litter the valleys of Mt. Irene National Park. Cleanup crews arrived shortly after the eruption, to dispose of the offending vegetables as soon as possible by orders of Prime Minister Pooh. This event is suspected to be a reaction to the message received from a big mothership that passed near our System earlier. Citizens are advised not to try and interfere with the decontamination operations, and especially not to pick and eat the paprika: it is not edible and its possession has been deemed illegal by the Hunny Office. The office of the Prime Minister is sending out volcano survival packages consisting of a small crate of tomatoes, chocolate and eggs. More on this story as it develops. original post image source

Sunday August 06, 2017 THE DAILY SPREAD EAGLE Planet Hanyu's population prepares for Mt. Irene eruption By Hydroblade As Mt. Irene's activity increases, the citizens of Planet Hanyu have been seen preparing for the inminent eruption. Citizens have been seen panic-shopping, buying (among other stuff) big quantities of hats, alcohol and chocolate. The atmosphere of nervousness prevails as the tweeting earthquakes have entered a period of worrying silence and the maple crickets' "shuu" and "paa"s have changed into "su-ton" and "su-pan". As we know, this change in the noise pattern indicates that the eruption could happen as this article is being read. Distant flutes and ghostly off-key chants have been heard in the vicinity of Mt. Irene however, it isn't clear if this has any connection to the eruption. There were attempts to reach the king but all calls have been attended by Prime Minister Pooh, who refused to give us its predictions and only sent small jars of the King's special Chopin Honey and a small note filled with emojis attached to the box, which is still being deciphered by the Department of Cryptology. The population is advised by the Planet Hanyu Geological Institute to keep as calm as possible and try to relax with sessions of Warhorse Bingo. More on this story as it develops. Original post Image source

Friday August 4, 2017 THE DAILY SPREAD EAGLE Program-type eruption threatens Planet Hanyu By Hydroblade Mt. Irene, Planet Hanyu's most active and iconic volcano has been rumbling lately and the planet's inhabitants are also noticing. The area near Mt. Irene has been experiencing increased gold dust emissions since last week. Although this is expected as the beginning of the season approaches, an increase in volcano activity has been detected over the last three days. A small crack has appeared near the top of the volcano, and combined with the frequent tweeting earthquakes has led scientists currently surveying Mt. Irene to declare that an eruption is imminent. This volcano is the only known active volcano that spews beautiful glittery molten gold, and instead of ash emissions fine gold dust is expelled from the crater. Small puffs of a substance akin to smelling salts are also generated by the volcano, which makes it easier to survive the unpredictable eruptions of Mt. Irene. A big surge of activity was detected in 2014, with two big eruptions happening in February and March. This year, it experienced a rather spectacular eruption in April 1st which was welcomed with a big celebration on the Planet. This April eruption provided great relief to all citizens, after the looming eruption threats of 2015 and 2016. The golden lava is an essential part of the life in the planet, as it's greatly favoured by King Hanyu. However, not all eruptions are met with such joy and celebration. Earlier this summer, the Great Chopin Eruption caused some distress among the population. The pattern of the tweeting earthquakes and the noise of the crickets living near the volcano, tiny insects which produce "shuu" and "paa" sounds and have a close link with the eruptions, has made impossible to determine whether the eruption will be a joyous or a distressing one. The only things that the scientists can confirm is that the eruption can happen any time over the next two weeks and that it is definitely a Program-type eruption. Planet Hanyu's population is advised to keep calm and prepare their hearts for this eruption. The Planet Hanyu Geological Institute released some tips to deal with this incoming event: Keep your BV calculators fully charged: In an event of an eruption of the Program Type, BV calculators are essential tools to predict the possible outcomes of the season. Not everyone owns one, so those who do please be ready to provide your calculations to the general population. Keep monitoring the news: Sometimes an approximation of the full program can be put together thanks to snippets shown in the different programs. Be ready to help those who might require emotional support: An eruption of the Program Type can be a very emotional event. Please help those who might need guidance or reassurance. Remember that Program-type eruptions aren't isolated events. They repeat through the season and often change through the Grand Prix Events. Keep your hearts ready and your expectations for a 4Lz sighting moderate. it is friday, i am sleep deprived and should probably be taken away from the computer original post image source

Welcome to the our Planet's Newspaper: The Daily Spread Eagle (and its weekend supplement: the Sunday Lutz) Here we try to bring you the latest news about the state of the Planet and of our dear King Hanyu. Anyone can contribute as long as they promise not to upset the Prime Minister with too many calls and risking their sanity to report live from Mt. Irene is discouraged. So come over, grab a copy and a cup of tea and catch up with the Planet!

Just a note bc i've seen a lot of ppl bookmarking the scoop on the Royal Intrigue from the Daily Spread Eagle, here are the previous editions of our newspaper:

I don't think it's just the russian girls, maybe they're the ones who don't try to hide it but i highly doubt it's just the Russians

I think he's かわいい in some pics and videos but IRL he's more カッコイイ

He looks gorgeous in that pic my heart....

4T...

Lol, and I'm realizing that he's cosplaying as the swans for him and his team hahahahaha, literally! The body is white but has gold on the neck

FTFY

It is rumoured that StSq is very bitter lately and she refuses to meet with the Emperor

October 23, 2017 THE DAILY SPREAD EAGLE Royal Intrigue Exposed! After the recent explosion of Mt. Irene, and the sighting of Lady 4Lz, secrets from the palace have started to surface. An anonymous source has exposed the gossips and inner workings of our dear ruler's Harem, threatening the stability of court life. Among the names that were dropped are the Duchess of Biellmann, Duchess Sit Spin, Baroness Spread Eagle and Countess Ina Bauer. The informers mention that the Empress 3A's health isn't the best due to the imminent birth of Princess 4A but her sickness is normal for an expecting mother, not to mention that Princess 4A is predicted to be a very difficult baby. The office of the Prime Minister refused to talk about these issues and assured us that these are just unfounded rumours and that the servants who started them will be punished. "The punishment for this kind of breach of trust is a diet of paprika and tending the PCS fields for a while" replied the Minister's office after our editor, very worried, asked what "punishment" meant in this case. It was strongly advised that the citizens pay no attention to these rumours and instead join the celebration to welcome 4Lz to the family.

Oh but he only keeps a few concubines. But the Emperor is known for always looking for the complete package. There are some needs that his beloved ladies can't fulfill, so he needs assistance every now and then.

Not to mention that the scrolls also warn that it might take a big toll on the Emperor's health. He is preparing for baby 4A but he knows nothing can prepare him for baby 5X, she would be too powerful, so powerful, her power might not be able to be contained by the Emperor and cause the downfall of the Empire

There were some rumors in the court a while ago... Someone heard the Emperor taking with a yet unidentified Quad Lady about a hypothetical baby 5X! Empress 3A was heartbroken and the Emperor had to reassure her that the ancient organisation ISU wouldn't recognize that baby yet. So the Emperor is being very careful because ancient scrolls foretell that he might be the only one capable of bringing that baby to life...

Also, baroness Spread Eagle and Empress 3A are besties. The emperor loves to have them together! It's rumored that he expects baroness Spread Eagle to be the godmother of Princess 4A.

Meanwhile, Duchess Sit Spin loves visiting the emperor. Their relationship started long long ago, before the emperor was so good at keeping the Quad Harem. For a long time the emperor preferred her company but knew that he needed the Jump Harem to become a powerful ruler. Now he's happily married to Empress 3A but Duchess sit spin will always be his first true love since they were little kids. The Duchess is happy to see how far he's come and accepts that she alone wouldn't have allowed him to reign with wisdom. But a relationship like that is hard fo forget, and they still meet frequently.

4A is still a fetus!! I swear i've seen the Duchess of Biellmann visiting every now and then...

And then there's the hydroblade who, true to her name, is always weeping by the Swan pond