Pamigena

Yuzu should give him that Tokyo Nishikawa deal, or at least share it the puppy can sleep at the end of his bed

lmao, if I were an ice dancer, I'd take my artistic foot and introduce it to his athletic butt. but hey good news US media, Nathan said artistry is easy, you can stop telling us how great he is at it because meh, easy is so last quad (sorry but things are getting too ridiculous for words)

Sometimes I truly pity all those people who have to act like adult professionals around him he could make the Queen's Guard chuckle like toddlers

Honestly, if foot-in-mouth was Olympic, OGM GOAT all the way. They'd build statues in his honor

thank you for saying it first I've been staring at this for a while now thinking hey, English isn't my first language, maybe he didn't actually mean to say "OMG I'm so proud of how amazing I am"

because we're not actually "saying" it and the spelling is easier to remember

You mean like he couldn't get an appointment? I seriously doubt that. There are people who don't have to stand in line for this sort of thing. He's one of them. If it had been urgent enough, someone would have brought that MRI to him if need be.

sorry but I can't even be salty about all the what-if blah and spin-doctoring. At the end of all those discussions I just feel like "yes, yes, that is all very true, you are so right. Oh hey, remind me, I forgot, who exactly DID actually get that gold medal today? If only my memory were better...."

Puh-lease. Yuzu could figure out how to cure cancer with puppies, and there'd still be some saying "meh would have been more impressive if he'd used kittens"

If there's more than one skater, it's the combined placements of the top 2 skaters that matter. Shoma's placement is not what I'd be worried about.....

Some people just have the ability to suppress any kind of self-respect. It's an art form.

lmao, yeah of course he faked his injury. And all the camera teams at NHK were in on it. Just like Javi faked food poisoning in China. Nathan takes the cake, though, he even faked hip surgery once!

eh, someone please explain to them that Pooh is actually the competition, so, bad idea

wasn't there something about more costume changes? We haven't seen the new version(s) yet, so who knows Maybe we get Fred the Strawberry Fairy

new Team Japan jackets are basically anti-ninja apparel probably the media paid them to choose that color so they won't lose him ever again

What the holy hell is a titty beer? The unsexy cousin of a body shot?

this makes me so afraid for the gala they'll probably slap his face on one of the skating mascots

ebay

Plot twist: Congratulations, you won boxing lessons with Yuzuru Hanyu

so much for making a costume to smuggle Pooh into the Olympics thanks for lending a hand, Disney

- Hey did you know that your face is on the bus stop? - Yes.......... which one though? You have to be more precise.

boards and ice actually make me think GPF 2015

"Look, I do have fingers! I just don't know how to use them properly, that's why I need my teeth to take off my gloves and jacket"

http://hamachi1412.tumblr.com/post/97719944909/nonchan1023-yuzuru-hanyu-monster-hunter-4g-cm

Brian should just dress up in a big yellow fluffy thing, get some Pooh ears and kneel behind the boards Problem solved