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I'm in no position to crunch numbers anyway, and stuff like that just confuses the heck out of me even more. ISU: When you have a fall or a serious error on a technical element, your PCS in these components will be capped at this number. Also ISU: Here's a list of scores you can get with +5 GOE on jumps with technical errors. Like, huh? How did they manage to put more specific numbers on the "max PCS due to tech error" than on the "max GOE due to tech error"? Am I missing something or are they actually listing scores that should be impossible? But let me guess, it comes down to the "should be" phrasing once again? Just like a fall "should be" scored like a fall and not like a creative exit? I swear they are giving me no incentive whatsoever to actually try and fully understand this mess they call a scoring system

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I volunteer as professional portable pants cleaner, I don't mind getting my hands dirty

I was wondering the same thing ok so now your shoes are clean but you can't shake any more hands because dirt I'm not sure why I find this funny, but I do

he can always claim that his socks are an exhibition piece so technically it's art and why wouldn't he be allowed to bring a piece of art, huh?

Some caring person: Yuzu, you're walking funny, is everything OK with your foot?? Yuzu: uuuuuhhhhh...... *you know that feeling when you think you forgot something but you just can't figure out what it was?*

well, I've heard good things about goat milk, so maybe they're just trying to be health-conscious

he didn't pass, he was injured withdrew from Finlandia

Well, for starters, not everybody in the world knows who Yuzuru Hanyu even is, and more importantly, not everybody would recognize him everywhere in any outfit. And news does get out pretty often still, doesn't it? And when we get those "sightings" at an airport, he often wears his glasses and a cap or even a face mask. So he's obviously not trying to stand out. He doesn't always travel with an entourage and his own security detail like when he arrived at the Olympics. I guess sometimes people just don't recognize him, or if they do, they don't always stalk him to sneak a picture and put it on twitter.

anybody here remember The Coneheads? and for the love of god stop quoting it, you're making more of them

well considering that phiten had a (toe) socks special with him, I wasn't that surprised to see those TBH http://sp.phiten.com/hanyu-project/socks/index.html

I miscalculated, newest evidence suggests that I'd go broke in under two minutes geez

I know I'm only speaking for myself, but I'm so glad I'm on the other side of the world I'd go broke in under five minutes

well if Nao Kodaira tags along, he can tell her aaaall about his speed skating experience

Honestly, if I were IN, I'd probably follow up with "Wow, we're getting so much feedback to our super awesome poll, you guys are awesome, keep voting everyone!" You have to show commitment to your BS

I wish they had included a "none of the above" option because that would SO have won

noooooo no no no, big misunderstanding, the tissue box was actually there to say "Second OGM? Piece of cake, I can do that on one foot if I have to"

I was trying to be polite but yeah

the whole costume has tiny golden leaves this will never not be kinda creepy

she could only top it by actually fanning herself

O M G Stephane and that lady right next to him someone send help I cannot stop laughing

Keiji's gonna make a great dad one day so much practice already with his weird skating children

This guy can sell out electric toothbrushes without even looking at his skates I'm sure the show will be just fine

AFAIK, once the assignments are given, they can't be changed. Host spots might still be filled later and there may be replacements for withdrawals, but otherwise, I think the list that comes out is final.

No, we must not, it's actually the lesser-known 11th Commandment in the bible: Thou shalt not torture the audience with warhorses.