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Haha, if he went now we'd all probably die of shock and not be alive to see him anyway! I'm going to attack my goal twice as hard, even if it means getting a double degree in medicine and robotics in record time and inventing an indestructible robo-ankle.

Not just that store, it's a nation wide Pooh shortage! XD ETA. Beaten to it.

Hey, save some of that hair for Brian.

But then my sammich is just cheese and who the hell wants to eat a boring cheese sammich? @Anony Your profile pic is all of us right now.

I think I invented about 1000 new emotions today.

Srsly that 4T tho... I think maybe I’ll go back to being sensible and not race to the airport to see him like in every ridiculous romantic movie ever. Sorry to everyone I annoyed to death with my panicking but this kid, I swear, I could make a million toupees for Brian with the hair I’ve ripped out over him.

No, but he’s practicing delayed 1A and the P&G Olympic marketing used Swan along with Chopin and SEIMEI so I think it’s a pretty safe bet.

What is he doing landing 4T if his ankle is so bad? Swan does not need 4T, my boy! Okay, now I’m back to not panicking. HAHAHAHA WHAT EVEN IS SANITY

A truly awesome person. (I want to know, too.)

Yes, beautiful, gorgeous, swan from heaven.

I think it said it was just after midday so an hour or so ago?

He’s jumping delayed 1A. (Please be careful. Please don’t let it be your swan song.)

TV people, please show the whole practice.

That article finally set me off for good so I'm going to bawl my eyes as much as possible now out because I have to go out in public and be normal in a minute. I'm so glad the Waka heartbreak got out of the way at Nationals.

For a lot of reasons including spending all my money on going to NHK and having no chance of getting a good tickets until it was too late. Can it be today that it becomes a thing? I can't handle being awake.

I will find time for Kaori and Gabby but I am for reals messed up about Javi and I'm taking extra long to get everything done today with shaky legs.

I can't watch it because my heart is stretched out with all the emotions and it actually hurts. Ugh. I sold my Olympic SP ticket so I could go to Milan instead. I hope it doesn't become the biggest regret of my entire life.

Me neither. I need to dig a hole to scream into.

I'm sorry I'm such a bad dude.

Thought of that scene when I saw this: source Gluggy Ghibli tears are real.

I'm so glad we were all well hydrated with fluff before all this. I needed all that moisture to make all these tears.

It's a good way to go.

Swan EX, PW EX, RJ1/2 EX... but I think Cat's Eye EX is the only thing that can save me now.