Hydroblade

You think it's possible to be exposed to the one and only Trollzuru Hanyu and not be affected by it?

Well, they couldn't say "his army of Poohs will check the gift"

I just got this message

In case you missed it guys, here is the newest edition of the Daily Spread Eagle

December 7, 2017 THE DAILY SPREAD EAGLE Planet Hanyu and nearby systems celebrate King Hanyu's Birthday By Hydroblade Since the early hours of the 7th, numerous messages spanning the whole planet and our Solar Skating System have been reaching the King's palace. For this occassion, Prime Minister Pooh set some of his subordinates near the gates of the King's year-round residence near Cricket Hills to gather all the gifts and sort the messages. The King usually spends his birthday on important Royal Visits; this time and due to unforeseen circumstances, he is staying at home, presumably following the Grand Prix Final. The whole Solar Skating System is celebrating the life of our King, a testament of how much everyone appreciates him and what he has done for the System. A Pooh rain of unprecedented proportions covered our Planet and Mt. Irene has been generating a constant and steady stream of chocolate lava with hints of honeyed ginger. "I am sure the King is appreciating all those displays of affection and appreciation that have been reaching us" Said Prime Minister Pooh as he directed the 315th cargo of gifts to the Royal Sorting Hall. "However, as you might know, the King returns to his ninja-like tendencies when he is staying in the Cricket Hills residence. I ask you for patience and your full support during this happy, but still difficult time". No word from the King himself has been released, and this year's Special Birthday Package the citizens of the Planet get has been delayed. "I can't comment on that now, the priority is that the King heals completely to attend the All Japan competition later this month, and of course the Olympic games" Declared the Prime Minister squishing his own face. We take this chance to extend our best wishes for the King, and hoping to see his smiling face worthy of a Mt. Irene eruption soon.

Or playing games? Listening to Seimei on repeat with the headphones that are the closest to the sound quality of the Gangneung Ice Arena? Eating tomato rice? Glaring at paprika for existing? Snuggled up between his Poohs and watching the GPF?

angrily eating cake and squishing his Pooh...

They probably fooled him into attending by promising unsupervised ice time Cake is nice but he really wanted to jump quads again

I don't even want a pic of him, if they put a pic of a cake with the caption "celebrating someone's birthday" i would be happy, boo

I didn't watch this because i am on another self-imposed Yuzu video ban (i can't look at him, i miss him too much) but... My heart feels so happy! I just watched it and God... I really want to see him smiling like that soon please skating Gods...

It's an accurate representation of me

Everyone pack your things, the ultimate happy birthday wish already reached King Hanyu lol

We all know that bears love Yuzu and strange looking eagles with kleptomaniac tendencies

Doesn't matter if you're a girl, a guy, a penguin or a fish, everyone loves Yuzu and everyone wants to wish him a happy birthday

"when did penguins learn to use the internet?"

That sounds very cool actually . I hope they can look at it from that angle, i just realized i wrote a textwall but i wanted to be as clear as possible that it's up to them to show it to him or not (maybe i should have added that i made sure that no trollish messages were in there...) Hopefully he can see it too, and feel the warm Pooh rain covering the earth I rarely go "happy birthday random famous person i sorta like!" but one can't help celebrating a bit in Yuzu's case

I'm really nervous. I basically told them that if they could show him the map, even if he didn't read the messages, that would be ok. I don't think that's pushy, is it? (cue overthinking lol) I s2g this is more nerve-wracking than approaching Tracy and giving her the swans. Or actually calling Yuzu's name when he was in front of me, this is so weird lol.

I sent it and now my hands will be sweaty all day, flinching when i get a new fb message

Guys should i send the map link to the Team Cricket page on FB ? I'm terribly unsure hahahaha

So... Pls retweet it and... idk, tag anyone you think relevant haha Next i will send it to the Cricket Team page on facebook, do you guys think it's a good idea?

And since it is his birthday in Toronto already... [prepare for the squish] ゆづ、お誕生日おめでとう！ I don't think i can accurately express with words how much i want to see you happy. I don't think that i've ever wished for someone's happiness as much as i wish for yours, and with such sincerity. I can only wish that you always feel loved, and that the good moments outweigh the bad ones. And that you keep on enjoying what you do for a long time. I hope you can celebrate many of these days, and that when you are old and turn into an icy raisin, you look back to these days and smile, knowing that you touched so many lives and helped so many people in ways that you can't even imagine. Happy birthday Yuzu, celebrate being alive, celebrate your life, because it is something worthy of being celebrated. [i'm hydro's keyboard and prevented her from finishing this with a very embarrassing phrase, though you can probably guess it. You're welcome]

Guuys i hope you enjoy the birthday theme this time it was a group effort with @yuzuangel, @robin and @sallycinnamon (more like they did most of the work, eek, i've been really busy this week..._ I hope you don't die by Yuzu overdose on the banner

Map is closed! Final message count: 3021, not counting duplicates Now... to tweak some things and... tweet it after i finish Idk why i'm so nervous about that hahaha

I'm going to be terribly busy for the remainder of the day so i will close earlier in uuh, 20 minutes. Sorry for the short notice but i didn't know i wouldn't be at home today if anyone can spread the message (i'm at work, can't tweet) i'll be really grateful

oh nooo