Hydroblade

The cycle begins again!!!

Who needs to know how to do that when he can quietly kill us with literally a flick of his hand

Yuzuru Hanyu First of his Name, King of the Ice, the Gilded, Father of Poohs and Breaker of Marriages

he's human after all, we found something he can't do

When you are so successful that even "i can't ride a bike" is big-letter on a newspaper worthy

Die by Hanyu or live while never looking at him, どっちがいいかしら。。。

He does I wish i was more competent at the language to explain why but i'm sure someone who is less swirly impaired than me will be able to explain it

I read it on another thread or in this one i think: People don't hate Nathan, they don't like the hype/judging around him. It's nothing against Nathan himself. And no, this isn't the place for hate but i don't see anyone hating on anybody. If you see that please report it so we can figure out what to do, as unconstructive criticism towards skaters is against the rules.

The things we know you'd be surprised!!!

Yeah, the formality is dictated by the number of crests iirc but i'm still Yeah that one wasn't his it was for the Sendai promo. That's another reason why i am is it ok? isn't it? I need answers as to why we were spared from hakama death.

it's easier for me to tell with women but i haven't found much about appropriate formal kimono for men so that's why i ask

yeah pretty much. My question still stands tho, is the color appropriate or does it have to be black

Then i guess Yuzu's blue kimono has the fifth on the back but we never saw it because of that i thought it was weird too since 4 is supposed to be an unlucky number right?

i don't see Mama Hanyu dressing up her child in nothing but black+track pants

Correct me if i'm wrong but is this why we were spared of hakama death? IIRC the black kimono is the most formal you can wear, and you get one when you get married right? Yuzu has only the blue one that killed us. He couldn't have worn that to the Emperor's party because it's not formal enough, right (i only saw four crests on his kimono and i suppose you would need to wear five to meet the Emperor??)? Or could he hypotetically borrow his father's kimono? (since it has the same crests) OOOR, it is formal enough, just a different color? I know women can wear a furisode if they're unmarried or iro tomesode to formal gatherings but i don't know about men The other possibility is that he doesn't like to wear it lol

what did you expect

Because if he had worn THAT, the next FS comp where he will skate would be deserted and there would be news of a massive nosebleed epidemic.

you are the evilest of evil

Two minutes guys! There's still room on my rabb.it https://www.rabb.it/Hydroblade

Guys, just a reminder that speculation is against the rules