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Great job!!!

Hahahaha I showed my cousin (9 years old) the Olympics and now she's a Yuzu fan (maybe stan level, but that's not my fault lmao). But her mum thinks Yuzuru is a good role model so I think I did Good there.

You know, I always get annoyed when I show Yuzu to people and they ask me stuff like "oh is he your type?" or if I have aspirations of wanting to date / marry him. It's really ridiculous tbh... They don't understand what it's like to truly like someone for who they are and not for whatever dating / marriage fantasy they provide. Stanning Yuzu has given me so much happiness and joy, and because of this I want Yuzu to find happiness in his life as well, I don't get why people don't understand that.

Lowkey reviving my hopes for a Princess Mononoke skate.

Nope, not Carmen, Yuzu likes lyrical, emotional, dramatic stuff... Which means Les Mis is a possible contender...

R&J 3.0 here we go

Yuzu's answers are 100/100 as usual. A genius both on and off the ice!!!

Cue the new harem fights...

Guys, I'm getting gifts for Yuzu and other skaters, any idea how large Yuzu's shirt size is, in terms of chest width?

Theres no secret, when u win a gold medal your skin naturally clears up, thats why Zu is glowing all the time

Im crying

LMAO!!!! if not for the comedic quality of the picture i would be complaining about the fact that out of the thousands of beautiful yuzu photos they took the one where he aged prematurely by 10 years

Only 8+ points? our boy Yuzu beat everyone by 11 points you know. And Yuzu was one triple salchow away from a new WR, they know it.

It just waters my crops so much to see him fooling around like this with a huge smile on his face and to know that he's truly truly happy... The gala's gonna be the best ever, I know it.

Its okay guys, facts are facts, they cant be changed. Some people hate the fact that Yuzuru is G.O.A.T. But if this weren't solid rock hard truth they wouldn't be so pressed about it. To me their desperate attempts at salt and hate just proves that this fact is more true than ever. Edit to add: The fact that people are even arguing about whether Yuzu is G.O.A.T already proves how worthy he is of this title. Nobody argues over whether Tom, Dick or Harry is G.O.A.T, simply because the answer is obviously no and there's nothing to argue about.

Ah well.

Dick Button has spoken... I'm prepared to lose all my hair and all my sleep if Yuzu goes to 2022. It will be even more crazy then Pyeongchang, I have a feeling.

Ooh that would be great. Enough with the lip-sync. Let's hear our two-time OGM's pipes.

I'm hoping that Yuzu and Brian's "new" approach to skating can carry over to the next season and beyond even after Yuzu is completely healed. Being relaxed instead of intense, holding back on doing too many high-risk elements during training, trusting your foundations instead of over-training, trolling the heck out of the media and psyching the opponents with your carefree attitude - I'm 100% for it. It seems to have worked really well too.

The problem is you can't have the harness guy on ice with you during official practice and that's where he got that nasty ankle injury... Basically he should NEVER skate with a fever ever again and I think he understands this now, he nearly lost his biggest dream because of that fall.

With the way this season and the Pyeongchang Olympics have turned out, I think if we made such bets we'll all be rolling in cash right now. Too bad the antis will never pay up. As for 4A, I honestly believe that his axel technique is so stellar and outstanding that he is fully capable of it. Indeed some of his 3As in practice look so huge, I believe he already has landed one or two 4As, not perfect maybe but he has landed them.

Yuzu 2018 Gold first I would expect. The Barbara Wagner and Robert Paul 1960 Gold is above the Donald Jackson 1960 Bronze. So glad the Cricket bros got their "revenge" from Sochi, with Yuzu defending his gold with two comeback skates and Javi bagging the Bronze that slipped away in Sochi.

Also don't forget all our other skaters that held their ground and put out smashing skates. They all did it and earned their medals / placements, people should accept that they displayed true strength and talent when it came to the crunch and stop their delusions just because Chen didn't do as well as them. Zu aside, he also didn't beat Shoma, Javier and Boyang, who all withstood the incredible Olympic pressure.

Almost 11 points in fact (10.95). Honestly he is so incredible and the win is clear despite all the extraordinary odds. Fate tried to rob the gold medal from Yuzuru Hanyu but Yuzuru Hanyu stole it right back.

Yuzuru...!!!!!!!!!