Welcome to the our Planet's Newspaper: The Daily Spread Eagle (and its weekend supplement: the Sunday Lutz)
Here we try to bring you the latest news about the state of the Planet and of our dear King Hanyu.
Anyone can contribute as long as they promise not to upset the Prime Minister with too many calls and risking their sanity to report live from Mt. Irene is discouraged.
So come over, grab a copy and a cup of tea and catch up with the Planet!