Are they serious
Then he'd be writing a piece based on Nationals. The one competition (possibly) before the Olympic stage. The comeback of the kuyashii murder face.
He could promote:
*insert Yuzu posing with the lipstick aka P&G style*
Buy this lipstick for your loved ones.
Your Mother, Sister, Wife, Aunt, Grandmother, Friend or Girlfriend will love it.
Colours come in many range
he doesn't have to wear it..