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13 hours ago, faeline said:

Speaking of Dono hair... I was curious...

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm6799894/

 

Turns out that Yuzu has an IMDB entry!!

 

But the bio is...

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Yuzuru Hanyu was born on December 7, 1994 in Sendai, Japan. He is a director and actor, known for The Magnificent Nine (2016), Continues with Wings 2018 (2018) and PyeongChang 2018: XXIII Olympic Winter Games (2018).

 

director and actor  :english1:

 

I helped a friend with some amateur film-making (a Star Wars fan film, of all things) about ten years ago and I ended up on IMDB too. It's like wikipedia, anyone can fill it out. 

Director Yuzu though...can you imagine? 

 

The scene: rinkside, on the set of the new film "The Legend of Nessie: Hunt for 4A". Directer Yuzuru Hanyu watches as skater after skater sails by the cameras, each one trying and failing to give a sense of the glory that is the Axel jump. After the fifth skater, Hanyu jumps up and waves his clipboard in the air.

 

HANYU: Cut! CUT! 

 

The cameraman stops filming and takes the opportunity to warm his hands up - it's a cold rink. 

 

Hanyu turns to the skaters. 

 

HANYU: Everyone, come here please! I have something important to say. 

 

The skaters glide over, tired and sweaty, but hanging on Hanyu's every word. He's The King. They want to do their best for him. 

 

HANYU: Those jumps were...not enough, guys. This is the Axel we're talking about. I'm only asking you to do 3As, it's easy. Why do they all look so...so..

 

Cameraman interjects

CAMERAMAN:  - small? 

 

HANYU: - no, they were all small but that's not it. They were missing something else...what is it...

 

CAMERAMAN: - the right number of rotations?

 

HANYU: Well, a few were under rotated, true. 

 

Hanyu tries not to look at certain skaters, but they know who they are. 

 

HANYU: but, no...

 

CAMERAMAN: There were some pretty shaky landings too. 

 

Hanyu shakes his head. 

 

HANYU: No, not that...

 

He presses a forefinger into his chin and tilts his head, deep in thought, then brightens. He's got it. He smiles a big scrunchy smile.

 

HANYU: That's right! Those jumps didn't have enough - 

 

The skaters look at each other. Suddenly they realize what's coming next. 

 

HANYU: Shuuuu...and...Pah! You all need to do it with more Sshhuuu-pa! 

 

He demonstrates with a little twirl, smiling brightly. 

 

SKATERS, under their breaths: Right. Shuu-pa. Got it. 

 

HANYU: Okay, everyone, go again. Ten more Axels each!

 

 

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, madraykin said:

How about 3E (Everyone Except Europe)?

 

I think it should be renamed to 3A (Asia, Americas, Australia) Championships. That's a competition Yuzu's bound to win. :hihi:

 

7 minutes ago, TallyT said:

 

That does it, I want Yuzu in overalls and oil smudges.... :peek:

 

So, an ill-fitting work overall instead of ill-fitting suits? :10814716:

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22 hours ago, ZuCritter said:

Well, they do rock it in the costume department.

:winky:

Is it wrong that I was suddenly reminded of those everlasting Vera Wangs? Because if ever there was penguin suit:

 

(insert image of Nathan Chen in a black-and -white monstrosity here. I forgot to credit the image and can't find the site back that i got it from.)

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1 minute ago, rockstaryuzu said:

Is it wrong that I was suddenly reminded of those everlasting Vera Wangs? Because if ever there was penguin suit:

 

Image result for Nathan chen penguin suit

Noooooooooooo! I didn't think of that . I withdraw my earlier comment. Although you must admit it looks better on Pengui-San than on Nate...

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