so @pollenbeau came up with THE MOST 9D-1012-steps-ahead-chessmaster-mr-worldwide conspiracy theory explanation for #CiONTU I've ever seen & I'M DYING bc if anyone is /that/ Extra, it would be Lord Cryptid himself (it's definitely a reach but I DON'T CARE IT'S AMAZING) pic.twitter.com/YFziNIwLv2

— lae (@axelsandwich) March 17, 2018